Thread: Worst First Date

Sorry for all the quotes, no I'm not going to remove em...


> > > We have all had embarrassing dates...but this takes the cake.
> > >
> > > This was on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience
> > to
> > > find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had.
> > >
> > > The winner described her worst first date experience. There was
> > absolutely
> > > no question as to why her tale took the prize!
> > >
> > > Marilyn said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold... and the guy
> > had
> > > taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip (no overnight).
> > They
> > > were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing
> > was
> > > fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that
> > > afternoon.
> > >
> > > They were driving back down the mountain when she gradually began to
> > realize
> > > that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour
> > away
> > > from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her
> > companion
> > > suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.
>Unfortunately,
> > > because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she
> > told
> > > him that he had better stop and let her pee beside the road, or it
>would
> > be
> > > the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out
> > beside
> > > the car, yanked her pants down and started. Unfortunately, in the deep
> > snow
> > > she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the
>rear
> > > fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car
> > > watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained
>from
> > > peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the
> > > rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing, however,
> > she
> > > soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her
> > pants,
> > > the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the
> > car's
> > > fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to
> > mind
> > > as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was
> > quickly
> > > apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
> > >
> > > Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she answered her
> > date's
> > > concerns about "what was taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she
> > was
> > > "freezing her butt off and needed some assistance"! He came around the
> > car
> > > as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked
> > > imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the
> > giggles
> > > and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her
> > > dilemma.
> > >
> > > Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced
>with
> > a
> > > real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her
>chilly
> > > cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten
> > her
> > > into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that
>there
> > > was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her
> > > first time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the
> > > fender.
> > >
> > > As for the Tonight Show... she took the prize hands down...or perhaps
> > that
> > > should be "pants down."
> > >
> > > And you thought your first date was embarrassing. This gives a whole
>new
> > > meaning to being "pissed off"
> > >
> > > I wonder if they had a 2nd date......

What I want to know is, did she put out when they got home?