It was just announced she won't do a single minute of time due to overcrowding.


Lindsay Lohan Sentenced to 30 Days in Jail, Can Finish Playboy Shoot First
Published November 02, 2011
Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to 30 days in county jail after admitting that she violated her probation by not keeping up with court-mandated community service.
Superior Court Judge Stephanie Sautner sentenced the actress for violating the terms of her release by being terminated from a community service assignment at a women's shelter.
Lohan will not, however, have to start her sentence until Nov. 7, so she can finish up a nude Playboy shoot for which she signed a six-figure contract.
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If she had not been able to complete the shoot, she would have been in breach of contract, TMZ reports.
If Lohan completes a series of additional court-ordered community service and psychotherapy, she can avoid serving an additional 270 days in jail. If she fails to comply with the new court orders, she will have to serve the remainder of her sentence.
The judge told Lohan she must report back to court in December, January, February and March for updates.
Lohan will also get a new probation officer. Sautner has ordered the new officer to report any violations directly to the court.
It will be Lohan's fifth jail sentence since being arrested twice for drunken driving in 2007. The 25-year-old last served 35 days on house arrest on a four month jail sentence.
Sautner, who is the fifth judge that Lohan has faced since her first arrest in 2007, has expressed exasperation with the actress and California's budget-strapped jail system.
The Los Angeles City Attorney's Office advocated jail time for the actress, however spokesman Frank Mateljan declined to provide further details.
Lohan's spokesman, Steve Honig, declined comment before the hearing.
The "Mean Girls" star has been reporting to the Los Angeles morgue regularly, which Sautner ordered her to do at the last court appearance. The judge had sentenced Lohan to serve 120 hours doing janitorial work at coroner's office in April, but expressed hope that the actress would benefit from working three times that amount of hours at a women's shelter.
Lohan was terminated from the shelter program after failing to show up nine times at the center. She told her probation officer the assignment was not fulfilling, according to the actress' probation report.
The actress' morgue service has not been without drama -- she was turned away the first day after showing up 40 minutes late. She has shown up early several times since then. Assistant Chief Coroner Ed Winter declined to characterize how Lohan's service was progressing Tuesday.
Once a headlining actress, Lohan's court and personal troubles have overshadowed her career for years.
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It was just announced she won't do a single minute of time due to overcrowding.
If ignorance is bliss, then knock the smile off my face
Are you fucking kidding me? Send her ass to a federal prison then, this is ridiculous. Talk about being above the law.


Lindsay Lohan will almost certainly get out of jail in a matter of minutes ... this according to officials from the L.A. County Sheriff's Department.
Two Sheriff's Dept. officials tell us ... if someone receives a misdemeanor sentence of 90 days or less, they are routinely processed in and then released. As one of the officials put it, "She'll be out without even having to change her clothes."
Judge Stephanie Sautner sentenced Lindsay to serve 30 days in the pokey, adding that the only way to shave time off the sentence is if it's required by law. A Sheriff's official told us earlier this week ... misdemeanor inmates only serve 20% of the actual sentence because of overcrowding. But the 2 officials we spoke with today say ... because of overcrowding they immediately release inmates sentenced to less than 90 days.
As for what the judge said -- that the sentence can only be reduced if required by law -- the officials say there's a federal court order on overcrowding that "trumps everything," and that order has been interpreted to immediately release people with short jail sentences.
Sheriff's spokesperson Steve Whitmore just confirmed with TMZ ... Lindsay will get in and out of jail pronto, adding the only reason there might be any sort of delay -- possibly overnight -- is if there are lots of other inmates who are being processed out at the same time.
If ignorance is bliss, then knock the smile off my face


She looked like Fido's ass today.![]()
If ignorance is bliss, then knock the smile off my face
Little bitch!
Let my ass violate probation and I guarantee you, I'll get longer than 30 days.
The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.

I like her better as a redhead.

She was good in herbie fully loaded


I train differently than most, my beef is with gravity the weights on the bar are just the medium...Thanks to Wall Street your slice of the American Pie has been reduced to a crumb.



If you strike me down(ban me)I'll become more powerful than ever.. Don't say i don't warn you.


the majority of the US prison system is profit motivated, prison have been privatized in almost 40 states this trend started in the early 80's. they are funded by wallstreet and investment houses along with many of the top large firms in the US such as IBM, Boeing, Motorola, Microsoft, AT&T, Wireless, Texas Instrument, Dell, Compaq, Honeywell, HP to name a view that use them as a source of labor.
the 3 strikes law was passed to insure that US large firms would have plenty of cheap labor in the US at their disposal. remember that any sentence over 1 year means prison time and 70% of them are non-violent offenders.
surprisingly I do not hate the US government for as fucked up as it is I only hate the way it has recently be made to function.
I train differently than most, my beef is with gravity the weights on the bar are just the medium...Thanks to Wall Street your slice of the American Pie has been reduced to a crumb.






she looks kind of haggard for being only 25
I train differently than most, my beef is with gravity the weights on the bar are just the medium...Thanks to Wall Street your slice of the American Pie has been reduced to a crumb.


I love getting high, I hate getting low, and I like to drive my truck down a muddy dirt road.
I'm a great believer in luck and I find that the harder I work, the more I have of it.


Fine her the full amount of her playboy shoot, that's the only way to hurt a person like this take away the Money that enables them to continue to live like this....
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012



Leave her alone, you bunch of haters. Don't act like you never make any mistakes.![]()
"If you think you are too small to make a difference
you have never spent the night with a mosquito."
~ Dali lama
Please tell me you are kidding... She is the worst example of how celebrities are above the law. Any judge could have made it so she served real time but since her lawyer and the judge probably are golfing buddies and get BJs from the same hookers, they just make it so she is off scott free again. You should be pissed she is out. Drunk driving twice and theft, any other average citizen would have been fucked.![]()


I train differently than most, my beef is with gravity the weights on the bar are just the medium...Thanks to Wall Street your slice of the American Pie has been reduced to a crumb.

it's all about $$$. Little bitch.haha


If you strike me down(ban me)I'll become more powerful than ever.. Don't say i don't warn you.
The money from the shoot should go to California.
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