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11-08-2011, 03:09 PM #1Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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A real woman
A REAL WOMAN
A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions,
and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...
No wait...
Sorry.
I'm thinking of Budweiser. It's Budweiser that does all that shit...
Never mind.Jagbender's battle of the bulge
The problems we face today are because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living
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11-08-2011, 03:11 PM #2RDRSE Ghost Assassin ELITE MEMBER
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If you strike me down(ban me)I'll become more powerful than ever.. Don't say i don't warn you.
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11-08-2011, 03:25 PM #3Registered User
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So true.
Never had a girlfriend who actually backed me up and made me feel good.
Only judgement.
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11-08-2011, 08:37 PM #4Elite Member SUPER MODERATOR
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Nice.
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11-09-2011, 01:29 AM #5President of the galaxy
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100% true!
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11-09-2011, 08:00 PM #6Anabolic Whore ELITE MEMBER
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Hahahaha!
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11-09-2011, 08:11 PM #7Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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if i ever find a girl that does all that for me, im done, i am going to marry her and never look back
too bad they are one in a million tho
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