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    Witty responses to "Dude, you're huge"-type comments

    I've been getting a lot of comments about my size recently, especially about my arms. They're 20 1/4 inches at the mo and I'm about 8 weeks into a 20 week cycle (deca and sust).

    How do you respond when some chick at a bar or some random member of the public comes up to you and comments on how big you are? I'm looking for something a bit witty and not gratuitous like, "Yeah, well you should see my cock" - which would be appropriate because I do have a massive cock, but not what I'm looking for.

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    20'' arms? Pics?

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    pics of cock or GTFO
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    Quote Originally Posted by REDDOG309 View Post
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    A simple thank you.

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    "you should see how big I look beside the captn!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by D-Latsky View Post
    "you should see how big I look beside the captn, especially when I whip out my cock!"
    Fixed for accuracy



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    Quote Originally Posted by D-Latsky View Post
    "you should see how big I look beside the captn!"

    If ignorance is bliss, then knock the smile off my face

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vibrant View Post
    Fixed for accuracy

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    Tell them you are trying to lose weight.
    Your 80" gut makes your 20" arms look pathetic anyway.

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    tell them "thanks, i got it from my mama"

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    Quote Originally Posted by djlance View Post

    hahaha
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    Q. Witty responses to "Dude, you're huge"

    A. Why yes, I like having sex with men, too. Let us have sex right here in this juice bar. I'll be the catcher.

    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
    about another group that actually does something
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    Quote Originally Posted by djlance View Post

    ^^lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    pics of cock or GTFO
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    Quote Originally Posted by FoxOscar View Post
    I've been getting a lot of comments about my size recently, especially about my arms. They're 20 1/4 inches at the mo and I'm about 8 weeks into a 20 week cycle (deca and sust).

    How do you respond when some chick at a bar or some random member of the public comes up to you and comments on how big you are? I'm looking for something a bit witty and not gratuitous like, "Yeah, well you should see my cock" - which would be appropriate because I do have a massive cock, but not what I'm looking for.
    How big were your arms to start with? (pre-cycle)

    and are people saying "dude you're huge" or dude your arms are huge?" there could be a wide variance in intention there...

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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    pics of cock or GTFO
    Yeah just be sure to PM those to the cap...no interest here.

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    bro this past saturday night a girl said "wow you've got big arms." Picked up my beer and said "Ya, I just switched from drinkin beer out of a can to only bottles. The glass bottles a little heavier so it makes the curl a little harder". now thats dumb, but so was she. she laughed and I was in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jim stevens View Post
    bro this past saturday night a girl said "wow you've got big arms." Picked up my beer and said "Ya, I just switched from drinkin beer out of a can to only bottles. The glass bottles a little heavier so it makes the curl a little harder". now thats dumb, but so was she. she laughed and I was in.
    That's terrible.
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    college girls laugh at anything. not my fault

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    Big arms, little legs syndrome?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jim stevens View Post
    college girls laugh at anything. not my fault
    Or she was wet for you and it didn't matter what you said...

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    Quote Originally Posted by banker23 View Post
    Yeah just be sure to PM those to the cap...no interest here.
    ^^^ loves the cock .... Loves it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by REDDOG309 View Post
    The Captn' is a half retarted Jew, He is a Mod in anything goes because of his fucked up thought process.
    Its not like he is a mod in a quality of life section like diet or aas. But is definitly needed to ass rape fools like J4CKT.
    He is the light of anything goes and will guide us to the promise land of debauchery, tranny diddleing and closet gheyness.

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