ALBOB

1. Dear God, Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
Amanda

2. Dear God,
Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Joyce

3. Dear Mr. God,
I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart. I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.
Janet

4. Dear God,
If we come back as somebody else, please dont let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her.
Denise

6. God,
I read the bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me.
Love, Alison

7. Dear God,
How did you know you were God? Who told you?
Charlene

8. Dear God,
Is it true my Father wont get in Heaven if he uses his golf words in the house?
Anita

9. Dear God,
I bet its very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole
world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.
Nan

10. Dear God,
Did you really mean, Do Unto Others As They Do Unto You? If you did then Im going to get even with my brother.
Darla

11. Dear God,
I like the story about Chanukah the best of all of them. You really
made up some good ones. I like walking on water, too.
Glenn

12. Dear God,
My Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go?
Love, Dennis

13. Dear God,
Do you draw the lines around the countries? If you dont, who does?
Nan

14. Dear God,
Its O. K. that you made different religions but dont you get mixed up sometimes?
Arnold

15. Dear God,
Did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an accident?
Norma

16. Dear God,
In bible times, did they really talk that fancy?
Jennifer

17. Dear God,
What does it mean you are a jealous God? I thought you had everything you wanted.
Jane!

18. Dear God,
How come you did all those miracles in the old days and dont do any now?
Seymour

19. Dear God,
Please send Dennis Clark to a different summer camp this year.
Peter

20. Dear God,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they each had their own rooms. It works out OK with me and my brother.
Larry

21. Dear God,
I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet. Whats up? Dont forget.
Mark

22. Dear God,
You dont have to worry about me. I always look both ways before I cross the street.
Dean

23. Dear God,
My brother told me about how you are born but it just doesnt sound right. What do you say?
Marsha

24. Dear God,
If you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes.

25. Dear God,
Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through the business?
Donny

26. Dear God,
In Sunday School they told us what you do for a job. Who does it when you are on vacation?
Jane

27. ! Dear God,
In school we read that Thomas Edison made light, but in Sunday School they said you did it first. Did he steal your idea?
Sincerely, Donna

28. Dear God,
I do not think anybody could be a better God than you. Well, I just want you to know that. I am not just saying that because you are already God.
Charles

29. Dear God,
It is great the way you always get the stars in the right place. Why cant you do that with the moon?
Jeff

30. Dear God,
I am doing the best I can. Really.
Frank

31. Dear God,
I didnt think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday night. That was really cool.
Carol

Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

david

I hope you didn't have to retype this!!! Cool!