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Ridiculous....fuck those dirty nightshirt wearing lowlifes.

Somehow, I don't think woman driving would lead to a surge in prostitution, pornography, homosexuality and divorce. Or a woman buying fruits or veggies, for that matter.

Now, a man treating a woman like a dog, and never wanting her around, so he could stuff that banana, or squash up his tokhes will.

Besides these evil phuqers say, woman are for marriage, boys are for fun.

Nasty mutha phuqas!

Islam is a shithole. It's followers are retards.

Stay in the 8th Century in the sand....puuuhhhleaze.

They're like sand-people from Star Wars

I have an idea.


Let's start a campaign to rescue all of their women, bring them to the states....
Then turn these deserts to glass.

Who's with me?

Originally Posted by Thee_One

I have an idea.


Let's start a campaign to rescue all of their women, bring them to the states....
Then turn these deserts to glass.

Who's with me?

I'm with that, we need more woman here. After the vitrification of the holyland, we can move them in with me.

I'll be a benevolent dictator.

america should follow these guys' example

One of the many reasons I apostated from Islam.

Originally Posted by IronAddict

Besides these evil phuqers say, woman are for marriage, boys are for fun. Nasty mutha phuqas!

^ This^

Homosexuality is a sin in Islam, but apparently little boys don't count. It's okay for a many to beat hiss wife for disobediene or kills his daughter for dating. But, god forbid a woman eat a cucumber. But, we're talking about one of the world's great religions, so we can't be critical.

Originally Posted by PappyMason

america should follow these guys' example

Exactly. who the fuck wants their wife squeezing cucumbers at the supermarket and possibly getting aroused? You know God Damn well what shes thinking as she looks for signs of ripeness. Shes mocking your junk and admiring the vegetable, wishing yours was as firm. FUCK THAT! Im all for this ban to begin here in the states. Im also for throwing bleach into every womens eyes as a precaution. They can take brail classes afterwards if they want (optional).

Originally Posted by SFW

They can take brail classes afterwards if they want (optional).

Not a good idea. Next thing you know, she'll be feeling her way around with her hands and using it as an excuse to reach over and grab some dude's junk. Then you have to start cutting off hands. You'd have to kill her then, cause she won't be useful anymore if she's blind and has no hands. Plus, brail class would be considered school and if she's over 12, that's out of the question.

Yep Islam is definitely the only wacko religion...

Originally Posted by Little Wing

As reported by the Egyptian news portal bikyamasr.com, the anonymous cleric advised women to avoid bananas, carrots, cucumbers, and zucchini due to the possibility of enflaming "sexual thought."

As the cleric was quoted that these edibles;

"'resemble the male penis' and could arouse women or 'make them think of sex.'"

In the event any given Muslim family should serve the forbidden foodstuffs, it's been advised that the vicious victuals be taken to a hidden place and prepared out of sight of the womenfolk, as so they will not be tempted by the fruit (or vegetables) of another.

I think it's a matter of transferrence for the "unnamed cleric."

Whatever she has to touch to make my god damned dinner, that's what I say...

Originally Posted by vancouver

Yep Islam is definitely the only wacko religion...

Maybe not, but just the most virulent and dangerous with 1.2B followers.

Originally Posted by GearsMcGilf

Maybe not, but just the most virulent and dangerous with 1.2B followers.

I think history would argue against that...

Religious violence - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

No need to even read it. I'm talking about today. I'm not concerned with what radical Christians did 500 years ago. The rest of the world has evolved out of the 8th century. But, for some reason, the muslim world can't seem to do the same. Perhaps it's because, unlike other religions, islam is also a code of law, as well as a form of govt.

Originally Posted by GearsMcGilf

No need to even read it. I'm talking about today. I'm not concerned with what radical Christians did 500 years ago. The rest of the world has evolved out of the 8th century. But, for some reason, the muslim world can't seem to do the same. Perhaps it's because, unlike other religions, islam is also a code of law, as well as a form of govt.

Or you've bought into the media hook, line and sinker. I live in a community that is 20% muslim. They are mainly professionals, doctors, lawyers, venture capitalists, etc. My kids play with their kids and all of us parents socialize. Some drink, some don't. Really the only difference I see is they don't eat pork and most speak English better than the white folks.

I meet up with a muslim friend for coffee every weekend. We mainly joke about dumbass Americans who couldn't tell the difference between a muslim and a Sikh...

Christians have killed more innocent muslims in the last 100 years than the other way around...

Yep, Canadian musilms. I also know many American muslims like that. Those are the "watered down" Muslims that had the sense (and $) to get out of their own shithole countries for a better life. A generation or two in the nonmuslim world will have a civilizing effect. On the other hand, EU countries haven't exactly had the best of luck with multiculturalism and relaxed immigration policies as millions of arabs have moved in only to leach off their generous welfare state and demand special accomodations from the govt.

Also, most any westerner wouldn't be able to tell the difference b/w a muslim and a sikh if they'd never seen a sikh. Perhaps the biggest difference is that the latter doesn't expect to be rewarded with 72 virgins for killing you or I.

Christians have killed more innocent muslims in the last 100 years than the
other way around...

Perhaps if you're referring to the wars and occupation of muslim countries over the last 100 years. But, that is geopolitics and has nothing to do with religion. More specifically, it's about oil.

I don't get it. Is Islam the only religion that you libbies don't hate? You guys love to bash Christianity, but you sure get bent out of shape whenever anyone criticizes islam.

Originally Posted by vancouver

Or you've bought into the media hook, line and sinker. I live in a community that is 20% muslim. They are mainly professionals, doctors, lawyers, venture capitalists, etc. My kids play with their kids and all of us parents socialize. Some drink, some don't. Really the only difference I see is they don't eat pork and most speak English better than the white folks.

I meet up with a muslim friend for coffee every weekend. We mainly joke about dumbass Americans who couldn't tell the difference between a muslim and a Sikh...

Christians have killed more innocent muslims in the last 100 years than the other way around...

Yeah, you're right,the muslims are a peaceful bunch.
For anyone wondering about the history of deadly Islamic terror on American soil in the last 35 years, here’s what we could find:

Date Country City/State Killed Injured Description
4/14/1972 USA New York, NY 1 3 Ten members of a local mosque phone in a false alarm and then ambush responding officers, killing one.
1/19/1973 USA Brooklyn, NY 1 1 Muslim extremists rob a sporting goods store for weapons, gunning down a police officer who responds to the alarm.
7/1/1973 USA Bethesda, MD 1 0 An Israeli diplomat is gunned down in his driveway by Palestinian terrorists.
7/18/1973 USA Washington, DC 8 2 Nation of Islam members shoot seven members of a family to death in cold blood, including four children. A defendant in the case is later murdered in prison on orders from Elijah Muhammad.
10/19/1973 USA Oakland, CA 1 1 Nation of Islam terrorists kidnap a couple and nearly decapitate the man, while raping and leaving the woman for dead.
10/29/1973 USA Berkeley, CA 1 0 A woman is shot repeatedly in the face by Nation of Islam terrorists.
11/25/1973 USA Oakland, CA 1 0 A grocer is killed in his store by Nation of Islam terrorists.
12/11/1973 USA Oakland, CA 1 0 A man is killed by Nation of Islam terrorists while using a phone booth.
12/13/1973 USA Oakland, CA 1 0 A woman is shot to deah on the sidewalk by Nation of Islam terrorists.
12/20/1973 USA Oakland, CA 1 0 Nation of Islam terrorists gun down an 81-year-old janitor.
12/22/1973 USA Oakland, CA 2 0 Nation of Islam terrorist kills two people in separate attacks on the same day.
12/24/1973 USA Oakland, CA 1 0 A man is kidnapped, tortured and decapitated by Nation of Islam terrorists.
1/24/1974 USA Oakland, CA 4 1 Five vicious shooting attacks by Nation of Islam terrorists leave three people dead and one paralyzed for life. Three of the victims were women.
4/1/1974 USA Oakland, CA 1 1 A Nation of Islam terrorist shoots at two Salvation Army members, killing a man and injuring a woman.
4/16/1974 USA Ingleside, CA 1 0 A man is killed while helping a friend move by Nation of Islam terrorists.
3/9/1977 USA Washington, DC 1 1 Hanifi Muslims storm three buildings including a B'nai B'rith to hold 134 people hostage. At least two innocents were shot and one died.
7/22/1980 USA Bethesda, MD 1 0 A political dissident is shot and killed in front of his home by an Iranian agent who was an American convert to Islam.
8/31/1980 USA Savou, IL 2 0 An Iranian student guns down his next-door neighbors, a husband and wife.
11/6/1989 USA St. Louis, MO 1 0 A 17-year-old girl is stabbed to death by her parents for bringing 'dishonor' to their family by dating an 'infidel' African-American.
1/31/1990 USA Tuscon, AZ 1 0 A Sunni cleric is assassinated in front of a Tuscon mosque after declaring that two verses of the Qur'an were invalid.
11/5/1990 USA New York City, NY 1 0 An Israeli rabbi is shot to death by a Muslim attacker at a hotel.
1/25/1993 USA Langley, VA 2 3 A Pakistani with Mujahideen ties guns down two CIA agents outside of the headquarters.
2/26/1993 USA New York, NY 6 1040 Islamic terrorists detonate a massive truck bomb under the World Trade Center, killing six people and injuring over 1,000 in an effort to collapse the towers.
3/1/1994 USA Brooklyn, NY 1 0 A Muslim fires on a vanload of Jewish boys, killing one.
3/23/1997 USA New York, NY 1 6 A Palestinian leaves an anti-Jewish suicide note behind and travels to the top of the Empire State building where he shoot seven people in a Fedayeen attack.
4/3/1997 USA Lompoc, CA 1 0 A prison guard is stabbed to death by a radical Muslim.
3/17/2000 USA Atlanta, GA 1 1 A local imam and Muslim spiritual leader guns down a deputy sheriff and injures his partner.
9/11/2001 USA Shanksville, PA 40 0 Forty passengers are killed after Islamic radicals hijack the plane in an attempt to steer it into the U.S. Capitol building.
9/11/2001 USA New York, NY 2752 251 Islamic hijackers steer two planes packed with fuel and passengers into the World Trade Center, killing hundreds on impact and eventually killing thousands when the towers collapsed. At least 200 are seriously injured.
9/11/2001 USA Washington, DC 184 53 Nearly 200 people are killed when Islamic hijackers steer a plane full of people into the Pentagon.
3/19/2002 USA Tuscon, AZ 1 0 A 60-year-old man is gunned down by Muslim snipers on a golf course.
5/27/2002 USA Denton, TX 1 0 Muslim snipers kill a man as he works in his yard.
7/4/2002 USA Los Angeles, CA 2 0 Muslim man pulls out a gun at the counter of an Israeli airline and kills two people.
9/5/2002 USA Clinton, MD 1 0 A 55-year-old pizzaria owner is shot six times in the back by Muslims at close range.
9/21/2002 USA Montgomery, AL 1 1 Muslim snipers shoot two women, killing one.
9/23/2002 USA Baton Rouge, LA 1 0 A Korean mother is shot in the back by Muslim snipers.
10/2/2002 USA Wheaton, MD 1 0 Muslim snipers gun down a program analyst in a store parking lot.
10/3/2002 USA Montgomery County, MD 5 0 Muslim snipers kill three men and two women in separate attacks over a 15-hour period.
10/9/2002 USA Manassas, VA 1 1 A man is killed by Muslim snipers while pumping gas two days after a 13-year-old is wounded by the same team.
10/11/2002 USA Fredericksburg, VA 1 0 Another man is killed by Muslim snipers while pumping gas.
10/14/2002 USA Arlington, VA 1 0 A woman is killed by Muslim snipers in a Home Depot parking lot.
10/22/2002 USA Aspen Hill, MD 1 0 A bus driver is killed by Muslim snipers.
8/6/2003 USA Houston, TX 1 0 After undergoing a religious revival, a Saudi college student slashes the throat of a Jewish student with a 4" butterfly knife, nearly decapitating the young man.
12/2/2003 USA Chicago, IL 1 0 A Muslim doctor deliberately allows a Jewish patient to die from an easily treatable condition.
4/13/2004 USA Raleigh, NC 1 4 A Muslim man runs down five strangers with a car.
4/15/2004 USA Scottsville, NY 1 2 In an honor killing, a Muslim father kills his wife and attacks his two daughters with a knife and hammer because he feared that they had been sexually molested.
6/16/2006 USA Baltimore, MD 1 0 A 62-year-old Jewish moviegoer is shot to death by a Muslim gunman in an unprovoked terror attack.
6/25/2006 USA Denver, CO 1 5 Saying that it was 'Allah's choice', a Muslim shoots four of his co-workers and a police officer.
7/28/2006 USA Seattle, WA 1 5 An 'angry' Muslim-American uses a young girl as hostage to enter a local Jewish center, where he shoots six women, one of whom dies.
2/13/2007 USA Salt Lake City, UT 5 4 A Muslim immigrant goes on a shooting rampage at a mall, targeting people buying Valentine's Day cards at a gift shop and killing five.
1/1/2008 USA Irving, TX 2 0 A Muslim immigrant shoots his two daughters to death on concerns about their 'Western' lifestyle.
7/6/2008 USA Jonesboro, GA 1 0 A devout Muslim strangles his 25-year-old daughter in an honor killing.
2/12/2009 USA Buffalo, NY 1 0 The founder of a Muslim TV station beheads his wife in the hallway for seeking a divorce.
6/1/2009 USA Little Rock, AR 1 1 A Muslim shoots a local soldier to death inside a recruiting center explicitly in the name of Allah.
11/2/2009 USA Glendale, AZ 1 1 A woman dies from injuries suffered when her father runs her down with a car for being too 'Westernized.' (10-20-09)
11/5/2009 USA Ft. Hood, TX 13 31 A Muslim psychiatrist guns down thirteen unarmed soldiers while yelling praises to Allah.
12/4/2009 USA Binghamton, NY 1 0 A non-Muslim Islamic studies professor is stabbed to death by a Muslim grad student in revenge for 'persecuted' Muslims.
4/14/2010 USA Marquette Park, IL 5 2 After quarrelling with his wife over Islamic dress, a Muslim convert shoots his family members to 'take them back to Allah' and out of the 'world of sinners'.
4/30/2011 USA Warren, MI 1 0 A 20-year-old woman is shot in the head by her stepfather for not adhering to Islamic practices.
(3,094 killed by Muslims in America in 66 terror attacks)

Maybe you and your muslim friend can laugh over THIS during coffee.

I love Islam like any other religions. I just don't like people who misrepresent their faiths. There are rotten tomatoes in all religions and societies.

Originally Posted by fitter420

Yeah, you're right,the muslims are a peaceful bunch.
For anyone wondering about the history of deadly Islamic terror on American soil in the last 35 years, here’s what we could find:

Date Country City/State Killed Injured Description
4/14/1972 USA New York, NY 1 3 Ten members of a local mosque phone in a false alarm and then ambush responding officers, killing one.
1/19/1973 USA Brooklyn, NY 1 1 Muslim extremists rob a sporting goods store for weapons, gunning down a police officer who responds to the alarm.
7/1/1973 USA Bethesda, MD 1 0 An Israeli diplomat is gunned down in his driveway by Palestinian terrorists.
7/18/1973 USA Washington, DC 8 2 Nation of Islam members shoot seven members of a family to death in cold blood, including four children. A defendant in the case is later murdered in prison on orders from Elijah Muhammad.
10/19/1973 USA Oakland, CA 1 1 Nation of Islam terrorists kidnap a couple and nearly decapitate the man, while raping and leaving the woman for dead.
10/29/1973 USA Berkeley, CA 1 0 A woman is shot repeatedly in the face by Nation of Islam terrorists.
11/25/1973 USA Oakland, CA 1 0 A grocer is killed in his store by Nation of Islam terrorists.
12/11/1973 USA Oakland, CA 1 0 A man is killed by Nation of Islam terrorists while using a phone booth.
12/13/1973 USA Oakland, CA 1 0 A woman is shot to deah on the sidewalk by Nation of Islam terrorists.
12/20/1973 USA Oakland, CA 1 0 Nation of Islam terrorists gun down an 81-year-old janitor.
12/22/1973 USA Oakland, CA 2 0 Nation of Islam terrorist kills two people in separate attacks on the same day.
12/24/1973 USA Oakland, CA 1 0 A man is kidnapped, tortured and decapitated by Nation of Islam terrorists.
1/24/1974 USA Oakland, CA 4 1 Five vicious shooting attacks by Nation of Islam terrorists leave three people dead and one paralyzed for life. Three of the victims were women.
4/1/1974 USA Oakland, CA 1 1 A Nation of Islam terrorist shoots at two Salvation Army members, killing a man and injuring a woman.
4/16/1974 USA Ingleside, CA 1 0 A man is killed while helping a friend move by Nation of Islam terrorists.
3/9/1977 USA Washington, DC 1 1 Hanifi Muslims storm three buildings including a B'nai B'rith to hold 134 people hostage. At least two innocents were shot and one died.
7/22/1980 USA Bethesda, MD 1 0 A political dissident is shot and killed in front of his home by an Iranian agent who was an American convert to Islam.
8/31/1980 USA Savou, IL 2 0 An Iranian student guns down his next-door neighbors, a husband and wife.
11/6/1989 USA St. Louis, MO 1 0 A 17-year-old girl is stabbed to death by her parents for bringing 'dishonor' to their family by dating an 'infidel' African-American.
1/31/1990 USA Tuscon, AZ 1 0 A Sunni cleric is assassinated in front of a Tuscon mosque after declaring that two verses of the Qur'an were invalid.
11/5/1990 USA New York City, NY 1 0 An Israeli rabbi is shot to death by a Muslim attacker at a hotel.
1/25/1993 USA Langley, VA 2 3 A Pakistani with Mujahideen ties guns down two CIA agents outside of the headquarters.
2/26/1993 USA New York, NY 6 1040 Islamic terrorists detonate a massive truck bomb under the World Trade Center, killing six people and injuring over 1,000 in an effort to collapse the towers.
3/1/1994 USA Brooklyn, NY 1 0 A Muslim fires on a vanload of Jewish boys, killing one.
3/23/1997 USA New York, NY 1 6 A Palestinian leaves an anti-Jewish suicide note behind and travels to the top of the Empire State building where he shoot seven people in a Fedayeen attack.
4/3/1997 USA Lompoc, CA 1 0 A prison guard is stabbed to death by a radical Muslim.
3/17/2000 USA Atlanta, GA 1 1 A local imam and Muslim spiritual leader guns down a deputy sheriff and injures his partner.
9/11/2001 USA Shanksville, PA 40 0 Forty passengers are killed after Islamic radicals hijack the plane in an attempt to steer it into the U.S. Capitol building.
9/11/2001 USA New York, NY 2752 251 Islamic hijackers steer two planes packed with fuel and passengers into the World Trade Center, killing hundreds on impact and eventually killing thousands when the towers collapsed. At least 200 are seriously injured.
9/11/2001 USA Washington, DC 184 53 Nearly 200 people are killed when Islamic hijackers steer a plane full of people into the Pentagon.
3/19/2002 USA Tuscon, AZ 1 0 A 60-year-old man is gunned down by Muslim snipers on a golf course.
5/27/2002 USA Denton, TX 1 0 Muslim snipers kill a man as he works in his yard.
7/4/2002 USA Los Angeles, CA 2 0 Muslim man pulls out a gun at the counter of an Israeli airline and kills two people.
9/5/2002 USA Clinton, MD 1 0 A 55-year-old pizzaria owner is shot six times in the back by Muslims at close range.
9/21/2002 USA Montgomery, AL 1 1 Muslim snipers shoot two women, killing one.
9/23/2002 USA Baton Rouge, LA 1 0 A Korean mother is shot in the back by Muslim snipers.
10/2/2002 USA Wheaton, MD 1 0 Muslim snipers gun down a program analyst in a store parking lot.
10/3/2002 USA Montgomery County, MD 5 0 Muslim snipers kill three men and two women in separate attacks over a 15-hour period.
10/9/2002 USA Manassas, VA 1 1 A man is killed by Muslim snipers while pumping gas two days after a 13-year-old is wounded by the same team.
10/11/2002 USA Fredericksburg, VA 1 0 Another man is killed by Muslim snipers while pumping gas.
10/14/2002 USA Arlington, VA 1 0 A woman is killed by Muslim snipers in a Home Depot parking lot.
10/22/2002 USA Aspen Hill, MD 1 0 A bus driver is killed by Muslim snipers.
8/6/2003 USA Houston, TX 1 0 After undergoing a religious revival, a Saudi college student slashes the throat of a Jewish student with a 4" butterfly knife, nearly decapitating the young man.
12/2/2003 USA Chicago, IL 1 0 A Muslim doctor deliberately allows a Jewish patient to die from an easily treatable condition.
4/13/2004 USA Raleigh, NC 1 4 A Muslim man runs down five strangers with a car.
4/15/2004 USA Scottsville, NY 1 2 In an honor killing, a Muslim father kills his wife and attacks his two daughters with a knife and hammer because he feared that they had been sexually molested.
6/16/2006 USA Baltimore, MD 1 0 A 62-year-old Jewish moviegoer is shot to death by a Muslim gunman in an unprovoked terror attack.
6/25/2006 USA Denver, CO 1 5 Saying that it was 'Allah's choice', a Muslim shoots four of his co-workers and a police officer.
7/28/2006 USA Seattle, WA 1 5 An 'angry' Muslim-American uses a young girl as hostage to enter a local Jewish center, where he shoots six women, one of whom dies.
2/13/2007 USA Salt Lake City, UT 5 4 A Muslim immigrant goes on a shooting rampage at a mall, targeting people buying Valentine's Day cards at a gift shop and killing five.
1/1/2008 USA Irving, TX 2 0 A Muslim immigrant shoots his two daughters to death on concerns about their 'Western' lifestyle.
7/6/2008 USA Jonesboro, GA 1 0 A devout Muslim strangles his 25-year-old daughter in an honor killing.
2/12/2009 USA Buffalo, NY 1 0 The founder of a Muslim TV station beheads his wife in the hallway for seeking a divorce.
6/1/2009 USA Little Rock, AR 1 1 A Muslim shoots a local soldier to death inside a recruiting center explicitly in the name of Allah.
11/2/2009 USA Glendale, AZ 1 1 A woman dies from injuries suffered when her father runs her down with a car for being too 'Westernized.' (10-20-09)
11/5/2009 USA Ft. Hood, TX 13 31 A Muslim psychiatrist guns down thirteen unarmed soldiers while yelling praises to Allah.
12/4/2009 USA Binghamton, NY 1 0 A non-Muslim Islamic studies professor is stabbed to death by a Muslim grad student in revenge for 'persecuted' Muslims.
4/14/2010 USA Marquette Park, IL 5 2 After quarrelling with his wife over Islamic dress, a Muslim convert shoots his family members to 'take them back to Allah' and out of the 'world of sinners'.
4/30/2011 USA Warren, MI 1 0 A 20-year-old woman is shot in the head by her stepfather for not adhering to Islamic practices.
(3,094 killed by Muslims in America in 66 terror attacks)

Maybe you and your muslim friend can laugh over THIS during coffee.

Me and my Muslim friend have you easily beat. 1 American Christian has killed more innocent Muslims than all of those you posted, but in a much shorter time frame. From Jan 2004 to Dec 2009, he was responsible for 109,032 deaths according to WikiLeaks. He had a lot of christian accomplices though and millions of christians supporting him

Who was this mass murderer?

Originally Posted by TJTJ

They're like sand-people from Star Wars

Originally Posted by TJTJ

They're like sand-people from Star Wars

the sand people had money...

Originally Posted by vancouver

From Jan 2004 to Dec 2009, he was responsible for 109,032 deaths according to WikiLeaks. He had a lot of christian accomplices though and millions of christians supporting him

Who was this mass murderer?

I would've thought it much higher actually. Depends on the perspective also. Some call it mass murder. I call it a good start.

Once again. That's not because of religion. It's resources (i.e. oil) and the MIC.

Originally Posted by GearsMcGilf

I would've thought it much higher actually. Depends on the perspective also. Some call it mass murder. I call it a good start.

Once again. That's not because of religion. It's resources (i.e. oil) and the MIC.

in comparison to other "conflicts" those numbers are on the small side. we killed a good 6 million in korea and the philipines combined just to prove a point.

Originally Posted by Chubby

I love Islam like any other religions. I just don't like people who misrepresent their faiths. There are rotten tomatoes in all religions and societies.

What is it about Islam you love so much?

lol!