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12-10-2011, 04:42 AM #1Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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Wake the fuck up you assholeS!
ASSSHOLES!
Wake up and post! Who the fuck sleeps at 5:42 on a Saturday monring.“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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12-10-2011, 04:53 AM #2Registered Abuser
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12-10-2011, 04:54 AM #3Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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6 hits of harry potter blotter acid this morning, but an assortment of drugs this week.
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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12-10-2011, 04:57 AM #4Registered Abuser
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Now I'm fucking jealous. I could do with some right now. I'd shelf a trip atm.
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12-10-2011, 05:01 AM #5Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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You could bake an egg on my forehead right now. God damn binaural beats wigging the fuck out of me, and my cat won't stop changing colors. This isn;t fuckign fun anymore!
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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12-10-2011, 05:04 AM #6Registered Abuser
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May as well enjoy it. Sounds like you're gonna be there for a while
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12-10-2011, 05:08 AM #7Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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SnoT! My life is snot! Everything amounts to snot, why the fuck can't I stop snotting all over the place? I have been a one man mucus factory for the past 5 hours. I am choking in my on fucking snot.
Snots not ok.... Snot's not ok!“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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12-10-2011, 05:17 AM #8Registered Abuser
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Snot you. You're just tripping' ballz. Snot that bad I bet.
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12-10-2011, 05:19 AM #9Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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When you throw up for like the 30th fucking time and you just keep vomiting up sinus drainage there's a god damn problem.
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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12-10-2011, 05:21 AM #10Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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Not that throwing up wasn't extremely pleasant right now.
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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Why are you throwing up on LSD? What else did you mix with it?
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12-10-2011, 05:56 AM #12Registered User
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Sounds like someone need their stomach pumped..?.
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12-10-2011, 06:04 AM #13Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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Bahahaha, I am doing plenty good enough job on my own.
Originally Posted by colochine
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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12-10-2011, 06:15 AM #14Registered User
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Lol so it seems.
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12-10-2011, 12:41 PM #15I'm CEO, Bitch! ADMINISTRATOR
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I got early today, 11am.
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12-10-2011, 12:47 PM #16DRSE ScatMaster
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youtube some butthole surfers you galactic traveller you, and enjoy the chaos of confusion.
May the plop be on you.
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12-10-2011, 05:06 PM #17RDRSE Ghost Assassin ELITE MEMBER
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If you strike me down(ban me)I'll become more powerful than ever.. Don't say i don't warn you.
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12-10-2011, 05:34 PM #18Elite Matador member
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Originally Posted by KelJu
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12-10-2011, 05:40 PM #19Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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i went to bed about 7 am n slept till 4 pm. when i'm free to i live at night. fuck the day. and yea mucus sucks. try water n lemon. and clear your sinuses chewing peppercorns.
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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12-10-2011, 06:27 PM #20Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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I was awake on a couple Fastin tweaking like an epileptic trying to get quotes, designs and orders done for next week knowing I had to be in by 6:00am to supervise my guys loading the trucks for the several hundred Solar PV modules scheduled for delivery today. Only another half million dollars to add to my continuous breaking of sales records in only 3 months since I took over as head of the PV division. I took a muscle relaxer and smoked some herb at 3am to catch a nap and ended up waking at 6:45am. Luckily my guys had all partied or smoked too much weed last night so they got in around 7:00am and remembered how much product I told them to load yesterday so when I got in at 7:30 most of it was done. I like my new crew they are all like me. They can party hardcore and still get to work and make things happen. My second assistant is a writer also, so that's I can share writing with him and we all smoke a little herb, and dabble with rec. pharmacology. Tonight's our Xmas party at some fancy restaurant, so I might be a lil' toxicated tonight with opiate chasers.... Originally Posted by KelJu
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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12-10-2011, 06:50 PM #21Registered User
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Even though I worked a 80 hr work week roofing, I was up at 6 am, hit the gym at 7 and I am still ready to kill it.
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12-11-2011, 05:58 PM #22Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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hows that job workin out?
"A child does not learn to squat from the top down -- in other words, he does not suddenly make a conscious decision one day to squat. Actually, he is squatting one day and makes the conscious decision to stand." - Gray Cook
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5:42 am i am still at work. Work all night, sleep all day.
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12-11-2011, 06:48 PM #24Is Doin It 4 Da Shorteez
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you ever drop acid then go to sleep and wake up tripping? that is some fun there! Originally Posted by KelJu
I train differently than most, my beef is with gravity the weights on the bar are just the medium...Thanks to Wall Street your slice of the American Pie has been reduced to a crumb.
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12-11-2011, 07:01 PM #25Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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LW you are a wild woman, we gotta party sometime Originally Posted by Little Wing
Pain is not my enemy, it is my call to greatness
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12-11-2011, 07:04 PM #26Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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did that with extacy years ago..lol
Originally Posted by LAM
you ever drop acid then go to sleep and wake up tripping? that is some fun there!
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