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The Top Ten Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk:
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02-08-2003, 06:58 PM #1Born-again newbie
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The Top Ten Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk:
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10. "They told me at the Blood Bank that this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Man! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a
solution to our biggest problem."
3. "The coffee machine is broken..."
2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot....."
And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at you desk...
1. "....Amen.
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02-08-2003, 09:34 PM #3OMGWTFBBQ
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number 10 and number 1 might actually work...
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02-09-2003, 02:32 AM #4Registered User
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Yeah. Number 10 is definately a winner. I am going to use that whenever I doze off in my course! Very cool post.
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02-09-2003, 07:28 AM #5OMGWTFBBQ
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but want, theyre gonna get suspicious if youre "at the blood bank" every day.
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02-11-2003, 10:34 AM #6EAST COAST BRAT ELITE MEMBER
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02-11-2003, 04:11 PM #7Registered User
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What can I say... I live to giveOriginally posted by Monolith
but want, theyre gonna get suspicious if youre "at the blood bank" every day.
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02-11-2003, 04:41 PM #8Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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I like #9 and #1
~Ann
We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open.
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02-11-2003, 05:12 PM #9Super Moderator SUPER MODERATOR
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Re: The Top Ten Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk:
Originally posted by dino
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"
I love those, I think that one is my fav
I'd like to see someone pass that off.......
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hahahaha very good Dino!!!
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11-11-2005, 09:09 AM #11Awps r heavy.Must be BIG!
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rofl great stuff
1 and 10 would work haha</3
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