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Texas women appreciate their natural assets:
Clean skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable, Texas twang. Texas women know their manners: "Yes, ma'am." "Yes, sir." "No, thank you" Texas women have a distinct way with fond expressions: "Y'all come back!" "Well, bless your heart.." "Drop by when you can." "How's your Momma?" "Love your hair." Texas women know their summer weather report: Hot Hotter Hotter than Hades Texas women know their vacation spots: Colorado Las Vegas any place that has a/c Texas women know the joys of June, July, and August: Summer tans Wide brimmed hats Adorable sandals Texas women know everybody's first name: Honey Darlin' Sugah Texas women know the movies that speak to their hearts: Fried Green Tomatoes Driving Miss Daisy Steel Magnolias Texas women know their religions: Baptist Methodist Football (isn't yours hockey??) Texas women know their country breakfasts: Fried eggs Country ham Mouth-watering homemade biscuits Texas women know their p's & q's "P"ecan pie (pronounced "puh con" not pee-can) "P"ralines "P"unch to "Quench" the thirst Texas women know their cities dripping with Texas charm: Dallas Austin San Antone (That's San Antonio for out-of-staters) Texas women know their elegant gentlemen: Men in Wranglers. Men in uniform. Men in tuxedos. Texas girls know their prime real estate: The Mall The Beauty Salon The Country Club Texas girls know the three deadly sins: Bad hair Bad manners Bad dancers
~Ann
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I'm Dead Sexxxxy!!
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Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Canada
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I need pictures of these Texan women!!!
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Cool
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World's Greatest Lovea
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Pimpville
Posts: 2,125
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Re: All about Texas women
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U forget this one Texas women know how to appreciate a well-packed man (Sorry IT... )"When are you going to put it in" "How are you going to put it in" and "You can put it anywhere." ![]()
"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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Going nowhere fast!
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Re: All about Texas women
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The waitress was really worried when she saw me show it to the missus and then have the missus come and and chat with her. All the missus did was thank her for making me feel like I was 'all that' ![]()
just kick'in it in the ole Charger
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