butterfly

Texas women appreciate their natural assets:
Clean skin.
A winning smile.
That unforgettable, Texas twang.

Texas women know their manners:
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, sir."
"No, thank you"

Texas women have a distinct way with fond expressions:
"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart.."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your Momma?"
"Love your hair."

Texas women know their summer weather report:
Hot
Hotter
Hotter than Hades

Texas women know their vacation spots:
Colorado
Las Vegas
any place that has a/c

Texas women know the joys of June, July, and August:
Summer tans
Wide brimmed hats
Adorable sandals

Texas women know everybody's first name:
Honey
Darlin'
Sugah

Texas women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias

Texas women know their religions:
Baptist
Methodist
Football (isn't yours hockey??)

Texas women know their country breakfasts:
Fried eggs
Country ham
Mouth-watering homemade biscuits

Texas women know their p's & q's
"P"ecan pie (pronounced "puh con" not
pee-can)
"P"ralines
"P"unch to "Quench" the thirst

Texas women know their cities dripping with Texas charm:
Dallas
Austin
San Antone (That's San Antonio for out-of-staters)

Texas women know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in Wranglers.
Men in uniform.
Men in tuxedos.

Texas girls know their prime real estate:
The Mall
The Beauty Salon
The Country Club

Texas girls know the three deadly sins:
Bad hair
Bad manners
Bad dancers

~Ann
We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open.
-Harry Edwards

Scotty the Body

I need pictures of these Texan women!!!

Cool

MJ23

Come on, Who the hell would watch that Magnesium crap
U forget this one

Texas women know how to appreciate a well-packed man (Sorry IT... )


"When are you going to put it in"
"How are you going to put it in"

and

"You can put it anywhere."

"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."

naturaltan

We have to say that our visit to a couple of resteraunts down in Texas were the most enjoyable we've had. The waiters and waitress' were the most polite we've ever encountered. Either that or the fact that one of the fine Texan waitress was trying to pick me up ... she left her number on the bill. The waitress was really worried when she saw me show it to the missus and then have the missus come and and chat with her. All the missus did was thank her for making me feel like I was 'all that'

just kick'in it in the ole Charger