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12-24-2011, 01:41 PM #1Registered User
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My wife is awesome!
I wake up this morning, and she hands me a big bottle of makers mark and kettle one, and says merry christmas, this will get you through the next two days apparently I am way more fun to be around when I have had a few in my system.
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12-24-2011, 01:45 PM #2ALPHA MALE ELITE MEMBER
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12-24-2011, 01:47 PM #3Registered User
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Just on the holidays, I hate this time of year. 5 christmas's can get a bit much.
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12-24-2011, 01:51 PM #5Yahweh MODERATOR
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If she woke you up with a blow job and had breakfast ready for you I would call that awesome, handing you booze when you wake up....nice but far from impressive.
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It was the fact she hates that I drink, and the fact she drove to the liquor store last night and bought it.
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Jealous? Why do sober people have to be bitter?
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12-24-2011, 02:20 PM #8Registered User
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This FTW! Originally Posted by bigmoe65
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12-24-2011, 03:06 PM #9Yahweh MODERATOR
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Being jealous of a married person is an impossibility. Originally Posted by bigmoe65
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If your wife is hot then who cares
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12-24-2011, 04:13 PM #11Registered User
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Originally Posted by Boomer182
I wake up this morning, and she hands me a big bottle of makers mark and kettle one, and says merry christmas, this will get you through the next two days apparently I am way more fun to be around when I have had a few in my system.
Sweet bro , kettle one is supposed to be some good stuff . Personally , I love
Smirnoff cranberry vodka that goes great with cranberry juice .
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Sounds like a great morning to me, though I would have preferred Basil Hayden's or Knob Creek. I would have made a Kettle One bloody right away. Originally Posted by Boomer182
If your wife is hot then who cares
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Originally Posted by GeorgeForemanRules
This my friends!!!!
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12-24-2011, 07:59 PM #14Registered User
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Smirnoff is in my top 5 favorite vodkas, it was the first liquor I ever had. Originally Posted by JJ-INSANE1
Knob creek is good, but I love me some makers mark, I could polish off the bottle in one sitting. Originally Posted by oufinny
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