Albob Joins a Nudist Coloney!!!
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02-13-2003, 10:51 AM #1FTW
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Albob Joins a Nudist Coloney!!!
Albob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and Albob immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to Albob grinning sweetly and says:
"Sir, did you call for me?"
AlBob replies "No, what do you mean"
She says: "You must be new here; let me explain. It's a rule here
that if I give you a erection, it implies you called for me.
" Smiling, she then leads him to the side of a pool, lays down on a
towel by the side of a pool, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.
AlBob continues exploring the facilities. He enters a sauna, sits
down, and farts. Within a few moments a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy man with a firm erection lumbers out of the steam towards him.
The Huge Man says: "Sir, did you call for me?"
AlBob replies: "No, what do you mean"
The Huge Man says: "You must be new here, it is a rule that when
you fart, it implies you called for me." The huge man then easily
spins AlBob around, bends him over the bench and has his way with him.
AlBob rushes back to the colony office.
The smiling naked receptionist greets him: "May I help you?"
Bob says: "Here is your card and key back. You can keep the $500 joining fee."
Receptionist:"But Sir, you've only been here a couple of hours;
you only saw a small fraction of our facilities..."
Bob replies: "Listen lady, I am 40 years old, I get a hard-on once
a month, but I fart 15 times a day. No thanks."
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02-13-2003, 10:54 AM #2I'm Dead Sexxxxy!! ELITE MEMBER
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02-13-2003, 11:24 AM #3FTW
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To bad he's not around here to enjoy this one.
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02-13-2003, 11:27 AM #4Un~Bulking ELITE MEMBER
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Do you think he's been called to battle?
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02-13-2003, 11:27 AM #5I'm Dead Sexxxxy!! ELITE MEMBER
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Where the hell is he? Did he get shipped out?
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02-13-2003, 11:29 AM #6Sweet 'lil Innocent Mod
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Doubt it, given his station... and that he told me the chances were nill
- "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too."
"...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?"
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---Dimebag Darrel RIP---
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02-13-2003, 11:29 AM #7The Original Jackass
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Naw, he's to old to be called out.
.....hope so anyways.If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
- Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)
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02-13-2003, 12:02 PM #8FTW
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He's prob just busy get shit together for others to go. I would hate to work on an AFB right now.
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02-13-2003, 08:08 PM #9Founder of GOSB SUPER MODERATOR
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Yeah...................he didn't even answer my e-mail's today. Not like him.Originally posted by Scotty the Body
Where the hell is he? Did he get shipped out?
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11-06-2004, 03:10 PM #11Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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ClassicCoarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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11-08-2004, 05:40 PM #13happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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Holy shit
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11-08-2004, 05:46 PM #14IDIOT SAVANT
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I take it back min0, now I AM gonna have to kill you.
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11-08-2004, 05:53 PM #16Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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So this thread got dug up because my friend wanted to see my Halloween costume I told him it was the most extremely hideous monster and tried to find a picture of Albob with his towel cape and underwear but I found this instead.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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11-08-2004, 05:54 PM #17Monochromatic Bunny
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Originally Posted by maniclion
So this thread got dug up because my friend wanted to see my Halloween costume I told him it was the most extremely hideous monster and tried to find a picture of Albob with his towel cape and underwear but I found this instead.
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11-08-2004, 05:57 PM #18IDIOT SAVANT
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George Bush is gonna be President for FOUR MORE YEARS. Originally Posted by maniclion
So this thread got dug up because my friend wanted to see my Halloween costume I told him it was the most extremely hideous monster and tried to find a picture of Albob with his towel cape and underwear but I found this instead.
(Sorry, I couldn't come up with anything whitty so I just went for mean.
)
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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11-08-2004, 06:19 PM #19Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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[QUOTE=ALBOB]George Bush is gonna be President for FOUR MORE YEARS.
QUOTE]
Thats o.k, after Bush dives the country head first into the shallow end of the pool Hillary will be your President from 2009 to 2017.Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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11-08-2004, 06:27 PM #20Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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I see
I think I found his pic.... Originally Posted by maniclion
So this thread got dug up because my friend wanted to see my Halloween costume I told him it was the most extremely hideous monster and tried to find a picture of Albob with his towel cape and underwear but I found this instead.
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11-09-2004, 08:25 AM #21Cheerfully Offensive
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That's Albob's woman, Mr. Slave. Originally Posted by min0 lee
I think I found his pic....
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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I don't think so. I'd break that skinny little bitch in half. Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
That's Albob's woman, Mr. Slave.
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11-09-2004, 09:20 AM #23Monochromatic Bunny
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ALBOB like fat and disgusting old women. That is why he masturbates in front of the mirror.
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Looks like I'm gonna have to skin me a wabbit. Originally Posted by Vieope
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11-09-2004, 03:42 PM #25happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by Vieope
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05-18-2010, 07:59 AM #27IDIOT SAVANT
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How's this Hillary presidency workin' out for ya'? Originally Posted by maniclion
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You know how much I HATE hilary, but I think she would be doing a better job right now. Originally Posted by ALBOB
How's this Hillary presidency workin' out for ya'?
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05-18-2010, 08:55 AM #29IDIOT SAVANT
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I think either would be equally bad. But I was responding to Post #19. Originally Posted by dg806
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You never know what could happen, she's not too low on the line of succession, #4 I believe...... Originally Posted by ALBOB
How's this Hillary presidency workin' out for ya'?Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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