God makes Earth, creates the forests the sun and of course, Adam.
Adam's checking out his new crib enjoying the deer and the fruit and living it up when God drives up in his pimped out chevy.
"What's going down yo?" asks God
"Well G, everything's cool but I'd like some ass, ya know, a woman."
So God removes one of Adam's ribs and creates a woman. He allows them to become acquainted with one another and later comes back to Adam to see how things are going.
"Sup Adam, what's going on?"
"Everything's great G. She's wonderful, just what I asked for!"
"So where is she?"
"Well something between her legs stank so she's over there washing off in the river"
"Ah man, now the fish are gonna smell that way!"
*please note that I'm very religous and this is just a joke I heard, don't flame me
wrong. I get them from multiple sites. That one in particular came from this one site where it has several animations, you click the one you like, and then copy a link that it automatically writes and the paste it where you're going to use it