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  1. 01-09-2012, 11:36 AM #1
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    Dead Penguins - I never knew this!



    Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguinson the ice in Antarctica – where dothey go?

    Wonder no more ! ! !
    It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualisticbird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.The penguin is very committedto its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

    If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

    The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:




    "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
    "Freeze a jolly good fellow."

    Then, they kick him in the ice hole.


    You reallydidn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?


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    Dis very tru, seen it happened on North pole
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gissurjon View Post
    Dis very tru, seen it happened on North pole
    The North Pole Penguins have perfected camoflage to such a degree that our military is starting to research it, in fact its a form of invisibilty.... Santa Claus has been using it as stealth technology for centuries....
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    The North Pole Penguins have perfected camoflage to such a degree that our military is starting to research it, in fact its a form of invisibilty.... Santa Claus has been using it as stealth technology for centuries....
    Yup seen dat 2 on tv
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    The North Pole Penguins have perfected camoflage to such a degree that our military is starting to research it, in fact its a form of invisibilty.... Santa Claus has been using it as stealth technology for centuries....
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    You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?[/QUOTE]


    I actually thought you were a world renowned penguin researcher. Guess you played a fool out of me.....



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    Quote Originally Posted by jagbender View Post

    Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguinson the ice in Antarctica – where dothey go?

    Wonder no more ! ! !
    It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualisticbird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.The penguin is very committedto its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

    If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

    The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:




    "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
    "Freeze a jolly good fellow."

    Then, they kick him in the ice hole.


    You reallydidn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?


    considering that penguins mate for life, this does not surprise me but it's still bad ass. there are many animals out there that are far more intelligent and in touch with their surroundings than we give them credit for. they "all" aren't just dumb creatures.
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    thats interesting
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    And their penises freeze off every winter so they have to regrow them in the spring....true story
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    and drag down the features of age,
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    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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    Quote Originally Posted by LAM View Post
    considering that penguins mate for life, this does not surprise me but it's still bad ass. there are many animals out there that are far more intelligent and in touch with their surroundings than we give them credit for. they "all" aren't just dumb creatures.
    yea but penguins can't sing in English. Happy feet was inaccurate LAM!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gissurjon View Post
    yea but penguins can't sing in English. Happy feet was inaccurate LAM!
    You take that back you bastard, Happy feet changed my fuckin life!!!
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