A Day Off Work !

bubbasr · 02-16-2003, 05:54 AM

A Day Off of Work

So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for:

There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available.

You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break, which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work.

You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work. We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give 14 days vacation per year, which leaves only 1 day available for work and I'll be darned if you are going to take that day off!

Monolith · 02-16-2003, 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bubbasr

A Day Off of Work

So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for:

There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available.
this actually comes to 87 days, not 91

You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break, which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work.
no one who works an 8 hour a day job gets an hour and a half for breaks. but... assuming they did, the math is still wrong. 30 minutes a day for 87 days is only 43.5 hours. less than two days. so now we're at 85 days. an hour a day for 85 days isnt 1104 hours... its 85 hours. lol. so thats another 3.5 days... we're down to 82 days or so.

You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work. We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give 14 days vacation per year, which leaves only 1 day available for work and I'll be darned if you are going to take that day off!
ill give ya the two sick days and the holidays, but no 8 hour a day job is gonna give you two weeks vacation a year (unless you work for the gov't ). even with all that though, we're only down to 61 days or 1464 hours of work a year.

a good joke at first glance though

firestorm · 02-16-2003, 11:56 PM

Hey that is pretty damn good!!!!

02-16-2003, 05:54 AM	#1
bubbasr Member Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: OHIO Posts: 126	A Day Off Work ! A Day Off of Work So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for: There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break, which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work. We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give 14 days vacation per year, which leaves only 1 day available for work and I'll be darned if you are going to take that day off!
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02-16-2003, 11:56 PM	#3
firestorm P/RR/S Advisor Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey Posts: 7,765 Photos: 3	Hey that is pretty damn good!!!!