Thread: Yay for Canada!

And then nuke 'em for orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Originally Posted by DOMS

And then nuke 'em for orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Fuck that, why waste the money. It would be more fun to see how long it takes for them to get back to the stone age.

Canada is one of the easiest places to get into. I remember last year, Russian goalie for the flyers bobrovsky's girlfriend tried coming to the US to be with him but she was denied a visa by the US consulate in Russia because "a single lady with no family in the USA had no place traveling by herself to a foreign country." she tried in Canada and was accecpted for a visa. Granted they couldn't be with eachother all of the time but canada is a hell of a lot closer to the US then Russia is

Originally Posted by BigPapaPump68

Canada is one of the easiest places to get into. I remember last year, Russian goalie for the flyers bobrovsky's girlfriend tried coming to the US to be with him but she was denied a visa by the US consulate in Russia because "a single lady with no family in the USA had no place traveling by herself to a foreign country." she tried in Canada and was accecpted for a visa. Granted they couldn't be with eachother all of the time but canada is a hell of a lot closer to the US then Russia is

I'll rephrase for him; the U.S. is one of the harder western nations to get into...

Originally Posted by min0 lee

You are from Canada
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You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when....


You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup.


You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.


The mosquitoes have landing lights.


You have more miles on your snowblower than your car.


You have 10 favourite recipes for moose meat.


Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas.


You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is one meter above the ground.


You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.


Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.


You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.


The local paper covers national and international headlines on 1/4 page, but requires 6 pages for sports.


At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.


The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.


Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.


You think the start of moose season is a national holiday.


You head south to go to your cottage.


You frequently clean grease off your barbeque so the bears won't prowl on your deck.


You know which leaves make good toilet paper.


The major parish fund-raiser isn't bingo - it's sausage making.


You find -40C a little chilly.


The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer.


You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry and your Sorels.


You can play road hockey on skates.


You know 4 seasons - Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and Construction.


The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.


You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Northern friends.

The old days...

Originally Posted by BigPapaPump68

Canada is one of the easiest places to get into.

Originally Posted by vancouver

I'll rephrase for him; the U.S. is one of the harder western nations to get into...

So what we're saying here is that Canada is the slut of the international community?

As for American being hard to get into: GOOD!

We don't want just any third-world POS wandering in. What makes me furious is that we're so stringent on people legally entering out country, but we're not doing jack shit about the waves of chewies washing into the country.

I like to get Loco Moco here and have them pour gravy over the fries...

(Loco Moco= Hamburger Steak smothered with Fried Eggs and Gravy on a bed of rice or better yet fried rice... usually get a side of macaroni salad or fries)

Originally Posted by DOMS

What makes me furious is that we're so stringent on people legally entering out country...

That was my point...

I heard about this restriction a while back. Attending school in the capital, I tend to see the upcoming trends. Right now, theres a large number of Indian and Chinese coming over and making their way through school.. essentially to fine-tune their English. The top two of the worlds largest countries, better get yourself some extra skills, cause jobs will become even more difficult to obtain once being bilingual is mandatory.