Kuso And his Wife........

Rusty · 02-20-2003, 07:07 AM

A prisoner escapes from Prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple (Kuso & Wife) in bed. He gets Kuso out of bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the wife to the bed, gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

While he is there, Kuso tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you "

To which Kuso's wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. Love you too..."

kuso · 02-20-2003, 07:25 AM

I had no idea you`d gotten out IPMC!!!!

Rusty · 02-20-2003, 07:26 AM

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Originally posted by kuso

I had no idea you`d gotten out IPMC!!!!

The prisoner was IT.......not me.

MJ23 · 02-20-2003, 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kuso

I had no idea you`d gotten out IPMC!!!!

IPMC.. a little late to blame IT..

DaMayor · 02-20-2003, 07:36 AM

IT would have stayed in the bathroom with the Vaseline.

irontime · 02-20-2003, 09:43 AM

Well only if Kuso's wife was still in there.

david · 02-20-2003, 10:45 AM

Awww Kuso... I never knew!

MJ23 · 02-20-2003, 11:30 AM

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Originally posted by irontime
Well only if Kuso's wife was still in there.

She was.. She has a thing about bathrooms

butterfly · 02-20-2003, 03:52 PM

Score one for IPMC

kuso · 02-20-2003, 05:44 PM

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Originally posted by butterfly

Score one for IPMC

Really??

Damned...I thought my comback neutralized it

Rusty · 02-20-2003, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kuso
Really??

Damned...I thought my comback neutralized it

He He.......show the kind of clout I have.......

kuso · 02-20-2003, 05:50 PM

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Originally posted by IPMC
He He.......show the kind of clout I have.......

BWAHAHAHAHA

B justed pm`d me that you emailed her some porn to say that is all

02-20-2003, 07:07 AM	#1
Rusty FTW Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my Harley Posts: 4,469 Photos: 3	Kuso And his Wife........ A prisoner escapes from Prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple (Kuso & Wife) in bed. He gets Kuso out of bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the wife to the bed, gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he is there, Kuso tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you " To which Kuso's wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. Love you too..."
	~RUSTY~

02-20-2003, 09:43 AM	#6
irontime The Original Jackass Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: If not here, then on some porn site. Posts: 5,101 Photos: 1	Well only if Kuso's wife was still in there.
	If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself. - Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)

02-20-2003, 03:52 PM	#9
butterfly Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 11,526 Photos: 11	Score one for IPMC
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02-20-2003, 07:25 AM	#2
kuso Um......get rooted! Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: aka ( o Y o ) Posts: 15,033 Photos: 15	I had no idea you`d gotten out IPMC!!!!

02-20-2003, 07:36 AM	#5
DaMayor On a Perpetual Bulk Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: ... Posts: 6,144	IT would have stayed in the bathroom with the Vaseline.

02-20-2003, 10:45 AM	#7
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	Awww Kuso... I never knew!