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    do i have a big ass?

    here's a picture of my rear

    everyone says my arse isnt big, but some reason i think it is


    oh and i know i really need to work on my shoulders and back

    i also look liek a freaking hunchback, is there anyways to get my posture straight, i wanta straight back


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    um.....no
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    dude you're sucking your stomach in

    your butt is not big. The only reason I could think you'd believe that is because you have a strong arch in the lower part of your back, which isn't a bad thing at all, but it makes your butt stand out more. That may also be your reason for thinking you have a hunchback, which I assure you you don't. I've worked at an amusement park for two years with a water park, I've seen hunchbacks trust me. They're always the ones with the hairy backs and no shirts.

    be confident, u have a ways to go as far as muscle mass (trust me I'm not one to talk though), but your overall figure is fine. don't stress it, most people have a much worse frame than you do. A lot of people would love to be slim like you

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    alright, thanks

    heh

    err i didnt suck my stomach, i just tried to straighten my back
    maybe im too skinny

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    Well you're a bit skinny, but your still pretty young so no biggy. Just get a decent protein shake with lots of calories in it and hit the gym hard, you'll do fine
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    For an elephant your butt would be puny,butt for a chimpmunk it's HUMUNGOUS!!!
    You choose...
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    Originally posted by Dero
    For an elephant your butt would be puny,butt for a chimpmunk it's HUMUNGOUS!!!
    You choose...
    You know a little TOO much about asses there Dero!
    Where there is smoke, there is not enough lubrication!

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    I got dat imfo from IT...That's what he said...
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    WTF... I cannot belive I looked at that shit.... I thought you were a chic... Instead you are GAY/skinny one too
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    You flat chested mfer ... wasting my time on a Friday ... sheesh!

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    Originally posted by MJ23
    WTF... I cannot belive I looked at that shit.... I thought you were a chic... Instead you are GAY/skinny one too
    Go ahead and admit it.......you were turned on............fag!!!

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    Originally posted by IPMC
    Go ahead and admit it.......you were turned on............fag!!!
    Hey,
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    Disregarding the children I'll get back to the original topic. Pood, have you asked any WOMEN that question? They are the ones who LIKE nice butts. As far as the rest of you is concerned, you just need to get in the gym and do some big lifts; deads, squats, rows, etc. Quit wasting your time with isolation movements and stick to the compound work until you get some more size. Speaking of deads, I don't see any un-natural slouch to your back but even so, deads will definitely help your posture. Ab work will help a lot too.
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    You guys are funny!

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    yeah, i asked the girls at work, i wasl ike is my ass big, tehy were like no

    but i think it is, asdf!

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    You have too much clothes on... can't see the shape of your butt with those baggy pants...

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    Lina wanna see some skinnnnn!!!
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    i dun mind showing my hairry ass if you guys wanta see it =D



    wooo, just noticed something on the the frontal

    my legs looks messed up its all croquet and stuff....

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    you're asking us if your ass is big, yet you only post a side view and a frontal view...why not a back view so we can actually see your ass?

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    Originally posted by Prince
    you're asking us if your ass is big, yet you only post a side view and a frontal view...why not a back view so we can actually see your ass?
    No comments...
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    I expected to find another pic of mma sporting his pink teddy!
    There's one way to find out....

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    What does mma & his pink Teddy have to do with this guys ass????
    Am I missing sumething here????
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    Originally posted by mesomorphin'
    I expected to find another pic of mma sporting his pink teddy!
    I NEVER wear pink! It doesn't go well with my skin tone.

    As for you pood; don't worry if your ass is too big or not! Just hit the weights and it'll all work out in the end.

    ......I can't believe I'm commenting on some guys ass!!! I feel like Mesomorphin' when he goes to the Chippendale's night at the local strip club!

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    Originally posted by mmafiter
    I feel like Mesomorphin' when he goes to the Chippendale's night at the local strip club!
    Clearly, I owe you an apology for some tactless remark overheard when I caught you out dancing for your boyz. So here goes:

    mma, I'm truly sorry I said that sequined thong made your ass look big. That was mean spirited and untrue. What made your ass look big was the numerous close encounters it kept having with fellow members of your needle dick club! So, I beg your pardon for hurting your feelings!
    There's one way to find out....

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    Originally posted by mesomorphin'
    Clearly, I owe you an apology for some tactless remark overheard when I caught you out dancing for your boyz. So here goes:

    mma, I'm truly sorry I said that sequined thong made your ass look big. That was mean spirited and untrue. What made your ass look big was the numerous close encounters it kept having with fellow members of your needle dick club! So, I beg your pardon for hurting your feelings!


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    Quote Originally Posted by pood
    i also look liek a freaking hunchback, is there anyways to get my posture straight, i wanta straight back[/url]
    Your back is fine, your shoulders are not. Your back with mass on it WILL grow outwards just like a chest does, your rear deltoids are in sorry shape which makes you look like a slouch. Either you are overworking your front delts (i.e. during chest movements) or you simply do nothing for your rear delts as you should.

    P.S. Fellow white bretheren, if you think you have a fat ass you haven't seen anything. My ass is way bigger and women love it. If you think you are fat you are really a woman at heart. I'm going to buy you some lipstick next Christmas to cheer you up.

    Good luck

    Damnit, who bumped this by voting.
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    No Pictures of guys cause thats just gay

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Hulk


    No Pictures of guys cause thats just gay

    The woman of this forum need man ass too you know.

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