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Thats fucking classic!!
W8 is just plain evil sometimes.
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- 02-21-2003, 07:06 AM #1FTW
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W8 is just plain evil sometimes.
mmafiter returned from a doctor's visit one day and told w8 that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.
Six hours later, mmafiter went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love
again?" w8 agrees and again they make love.
Later, mmafiter is getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left.
He touched w8's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die."
She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep. mmafiter, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours.
He tapped w8 on the shoulder to wake her up.
"Honey, I only have four hours left. Could we...?"
w8 sat up abruptly, turned to him and said,
"Listen mmafiter, I have to get up in the morning! You don't!"
- 02-21-2003, 07:58 AM #2Um......get rooted! ELITE MEMBER
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- 02-21-2003, 08:06 AM #3World's Greatest Lovea
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- 02-21-2003, 08:07 AM #4Un~Bulking ELITE MEMBER
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There may be more fact than fiction there.
- 02-21-2003, 08:12 AM #5Patrick ELITE MEMBER
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Damn, that was harsh. I loved it!!
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- 02-21-2003, 08:19 AM #6w00t! ELITE MEMBER
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- 02-21-2003, 09:41 AM #7The Original Jackass
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I could almost actually see that one If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
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- 02-21-2003, 11:00 AM #8EAST COAST BRAT ELITE MEMBER
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Holy crap.... that was awesome! could it be a real statement, though!
- 02-21-2003, 11:01 AM #9Super Hero in Training
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that was great!
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- 02-21-2003, 12:25 PM #10Senior Member
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That's funny!
- 02-21-2003, 12:28 PM #11I'm Dead Sexxxxy!! ELITE MEMBER
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he he he, good one
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- 02-21-2003, 08:02 PM #12Registered User
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w8's entitled to be evil sometimes. First of all, consider what she has to live with. On top of that, she IS the reigning jackass!
There's one way to find out....
- 02-24-2003, 08:24 AM #13EAST COAST BRAT ELITE MEMBER
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and reigning sweetheart!
Do I get brownie points for that??
- 02-24-2003, 05:41 PM #14Registered User
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Yeah, I bet mma has some brownie points for ya, all right!Originally posted by david
and reigning sweetheart! Do I get brownie points for that??
There's one way to find out....
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