Reply With QuoteDon't forget your pastor, who takes your 10% to purchase meth and gay prostitutes.Originally Posted by jagbender
The IRS sent my Tax Return back! AGAIN!!!
I guess it was because of my response to the question : "List all dependents?"
I replied -
12 million illegal immigrants;
"3 million crack heads;
"42 million unemployable people on food stamps,
"2 million people in over 243 prisons;
"Half of Mexico ; and
"535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate."
Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
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tax return
The IRS sent my Tax Return back! AGAIN!!!
I guess it was because of my response to the question : "List all dependents?"
I replied -
12 million illegal immigrants;
"3 million crack heads;
"42 million unemployable people on food stamps,
"2 million people in over 243 prisons;
"Half of Mexico ; and
"535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate."
Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
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This really is not a joking matter but what the heck, way too funny
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I take offense to the "HALF OF MEXICO", but its way to funny either way though! Lmao! and the Fools in washington! Damn lol u just got moved to the top of the audit list! Lol thanks for posting
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OH my god , Originally Posted by jagbender The IRS sent my Tax Return back! AGAIN!!!
I guess it was because of my response to the question : "List all dependents?"
I replied -
12 million illegal immigrants;
"3 million crack heads;
"42 million unemployable people on food stamps,
"2 million people in over 243 prisons;
"Half of Mexico ; and
"535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate."
Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.,no truer words
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