CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.


Bagina - A fat girls flab that hangs over past her vagina.
Jagbender's battle of the bulge
The problems we face today are because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living


CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
Jagbender's battle of the bulge
The problems we face today are because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living


Meat apron - the slab of fat and skin that hangs down from the belly and over the top of the pants while still being present without the pants.


FUPA, fatty upper pussy area
Pain is not my enemy, it is my call to greatness
Feeble- adj.
* Madmann is a very feeble individual, who likes the BBC right in his feeble little ass...
Super Bowel- A raucous bowel movement experienced the day after the Super Bowl due to consumption of large amounts of chili, hot wings, and beer.
“Our food should be our medicine and our medicine should be our food.” Hippocrates
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Jagbender's battle of the bulge
The problems we face today are because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living


Jagbender's battle of the bulge
The problems we face today are because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living

Legs : spread the word....
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Blarted: when a girl on a heavy menstruation cycle blows a gasket and some blood seepage gets velocitized....
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012


navelplex
A smooth-edged, thin, round piece of plexiglass that can be inserted into the user's navel. Its purpose is to provide a viewport or navigational tool for people whose heads are stuck so far up their ass they're unable to see or move about safely.
ex. Madmann could benefit from the use of a navelplex.
“Our food should be our medicine and our medicine should be our food.” Hippocrates
Journal:http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/on...488-quest.html


Bagina: A word created by mexicans instead of vagina. Because of the V they can't say it
Ex. Pablo, did you see that Vagina?
Si senor, that Bagina was sooooo goooood.
Jagbender's battle of the bulge
The problems we face today are because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living

FUPA, fatty upper pussy area
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BAGINA
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Jagbender's battle of the bulge
The problems we face today are because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living


vagitarian
Opposite of penivore.
My dietary choice complements that of my girlfriend - I am strictly vagitarian whereas she is 100% penivore.
Jagbender's battle of the bulge
The problems we face today are because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living


Vagittles
Any candy that is placed into a vagina with the intention of a sexual partner eating it out. The word comes from a combination of the words vagina and skittles. Other like terms include snatchburst and cunt runts.
"Guess what I had for lunch today?"
"Candy?"
"Kinda, I had vagittles."
"Skittles out of your wife?"
"No, Mike & Ikes out of my new neighbor."
"Nice."
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Jagbender's battle of the bulge
The problems we face today are because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living


This Girl is CANDY
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Jagbender's battle of the bulge
The problems we face today are because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living


forth by either party in the 2012 election year.ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION: the inability to becomearoused over any of the choices for President put
Jagbender's battle of the bulge
The problems we face today are because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living
“Our food should be our medicine and our medicine should be our food.” Hippocrates
Journal:http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/on...488-quest.html


Disasterbate
When, after unsuccessfully attempting to pick up at the bar (or elsewhere), one returns home to masturbate... Generally while sobbing.
"I was chatting up this totally hot yoga instructor all night when she decides to mention that she has a boyfriend... So I basically had no choice but to head home alone and disasterbate."
Jagbender's battle of the bulge
The problems we face today are because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living
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