AGH I'm turning into IT

**Crono1000** · 02-26-2003, 04:56 PM

IT I think I'm getting your night time pullies symptom...

last night I stayed at my mother's house, in which my room has no door but only a thin see-through cloth hanging over the doorway. Well I slept there...

That night I had a dream. I was at Titanya's apartment with her roommate, and this girl I knew way back years ago. Haven't spoken to her since forever. I can't even remember her name... let's call her Bill for now... cuz it's funny. So Titanya, her roomate, Bill and I were going to go to the movies, but we had to change first. For some reason I find it perfectly comfortable to strip to nothing in front of bill and roomate and say I'm ready. Then nobody wants to go.

It's funny cuz I remember thinking that its cold and my wang shrunk up, and I was thinking "Aw Tanya's gonna be embarrassed cuz everyone's gonna think her boyfriend has no dick." Sadly this is true

I also remember telling Bill it was ok that she saw me cuz she's pregnant and she's seen a schlong before

That was the end of the dream.

Anyway, it was ten till 8 in the morning and Tanya calls me to make sure I'm getting my ass up cuz I'm already late for class. I wasn't, but as I spoke with her I noticed a chilly wind on my crotch, and MY BOXERS ARE DOWN TO MY ANKLES!!! My left hand was propped on my stomach and my right hand was propped on my... "props". That's all I know and that's all I care to know, but I do know that my mother gets up like at 5 in the morning to go to work... and easily could have mosied across my room and peaked inside. I don't know if the night time pullies were involved or not, but it's still embarrassing :o

To make things strange though, oddly enough I saw Bill today and she spoke with me. weird eh?

**Dero** · 02-26-2003, 05:09 PM

Originally posted by Crono1000
IT I think I'm getting your night time pullies symptom...

last night I stayed at my mother's house, in which my room has no door but only a thin see-through cloth hanging over the doorway. Well I slept there...

That night I had a dream. I was at Titanya's apartment with her roommate, and this girl I knew way back years ago. Haven't spoken to her since forever. I can't even remember her name... let's call her Bill for now... cuz it's funny. So Titanya, her roomate, Bill and I were going to go to the movies, but we had to change first. For some reason I find it perfectly comfortable to strip to nothing in front of bill and roomate and say I'm ready. Then nobody wants to go.

It's funny cuz I remember thinking that its cold and my wang shrunk up, and I was thinking "Aw Tanya's gonna be embarrassed cuz everyone's gonna think her boyfriend has no dick." Sadly this is true

I also remember telling Bill it was ok that she saw me cuz she's pregnant and she's seen a schlong before

That was the end of the dream.

Anyway, it was ten till 8 in the morning and Tanya calls me to make sure I'm getting my ass up cuz I'm already late for class. I wasn't, but as I spoke with her I noticed a chilly wind on my crotch, and MY BOXERS ARE DOWN TO MY ANKLES!!! My left hand was propped on my stomach and my right hand was propped on my... "props". That's all I know and that's all I care to know, but I do know that my mother gets up like at 5 in the morning to go to work... and easily could have mosied across my room and peaked inside. I don't know if the night time pullies were involved or not, but it's still embarrassing :o

To make things strange though, oddly enough I saw Bill today and she spoke with me. weird eh?

Man,how could you??????

Admit PUBLICALLY,that you are turning into IT!!!!
I would keep my mouth shut,if I was you.

You are asking for it AND YOU WILL GET it!!!

What a maroon!!!!!

**Titanya** · 02-26-2003, 06:30 PM

..... I don't even know what to say... but i probably wont have to say much once the rest of board gets wind of this... u dug your own grave my love

I think I'll just stand back and watch

**mesomorphin'** · 02-26-2003, 06:33 PM

Holy crap. Now MJ's gonna get IT coming and going!

**Titanya** · 02-26-2003, 06:34 PM

huh?

**Crono1000** · 02-26-2003, 06:42 PM

**Crono1000** · 02-26-2003, 06:46 PM

I was looking for a particular smiley but instead came up with these

**Titanya** · 02-26-2003, 06:48 PM

sad but cute!

**Crono1000** · 02-26-2003, 06:48 PM

Crono1000, slowing your page download one smiley at a time

**Crono1000** · 02-26-2003, 07:05 PM

just spoke with my mother, even though she says she didn't I know she saw me now, I can tell in her voice... crap :o

**Dero** · 02-26-2003, 07:06 PM

Originally posted by mesomorphin'
Holy crap. Now MJ's gonna get IT coming and going!

Psssst,Messo,Crono is the one,NOT MJ!!!
Or,are you saying that Crono and MJ are the same?????

Even TITanya did not know...

**Crono1000** · 02-26-2003, 07:11 PM

dammit there's one "n" in my name!!!

**irontime** · 02-26-2003, 07:26 PM

Welcome to the club bro

Shit when I read the title of the thread I thought maybe you were starting to become cool

But ya it sucks eh? Not knowing what the hell you were doing in your sleep and the fact that someone saw you do it. I'm just glad that it was my girlfriend and not my mother!

**Crono1000** · 02-26-2003, 07:28 PM

yeah I think I got it a bit worse

**irontime** · 02-26-2003, 07:29 PM

Nope

You got it a HELL of a lot worse

**Titanya** · 02-26-2003, 07:45 PM

oh please! shes your mother... the woman has seen you naked since the day you were born, way before anyone else did. I can't see why its so akward.

**irontime** · 02-26-2003, 07:48 PM

.........welll maybe because HE WAS JACKING OFF!!!!

**Titanya** · 02-26-2003, 07:51 PM

no... that has yet to be established... all we know is that he woke up with his pj pants and boxers down to his ankles

and his hands on his balls.... the information is far too limited to make such hasty assumptions

**Crono1000** · 02-26-2003, 07:51 PM

sweetie just cuz you're so enthralled by my King Schlong doesn't mean everyone is

**irontime** · 02-26-2003, 07:52 PM

Originally posted by Titanya
all we know is that he woke up with his pj pants and boxers down to his ankles

and his hands on his balls

Trust me dear, when it gets to that point something is going to pop up and the body is going to get horny. He was jacking off.

**Titanya** · 02-26-2003, 07:53 PM

your point being?

**Crono1000** · 02-26-2003, 07:53 PM

Originally posted by Titanya

no... that has yet to be established... all we know is that he woke up with his pj pants and boxers down to his ankles

and his hands on his balls.... the information is far too limited to make such hasty assumptions

lol should we take fingerprints? interrogate witnesses?

how about a chalk outline?

**Titanya** · 02-26-2003, 07:54 PM

he can't possibly be jacking at night! he does it for 90% of the day! we don't see each other that often... it gets tough

**Crono1000** · 02-26-2003, 07:54 PM

we'll let Dick Tracy take the case

**Titanya** · 02-26-2003, 07:55 PM

Originally posted by Crono1000
lol should we take fingerprints? interrogate witnesses?

how about a chalk outline?

ok... i'll interrogate your penis and take samples of your scrotum... draw a chalk outline of the wet spot on the bed

**irontime** · 02-26-2003, 07:55 PM

**Titanya** · 02-26-2003, 07:56 PM

its ok IT, u can join in too

**Crono1000** · 02-26-2003, 07:57 PM

Originally posted by Titanya
ok... i'll interrogate your penis and take samples of your scrotum... draw a chalk outline of the wet spot on the bed

thank you sweetie, I was so over here sharing jokes with myself

**Titanya** · 02-26-2003, 07:59 PM

call me pliz

**Crono1000** · 02-26-2003, 07:59 PM

hey tanya I think Joe Millionaire guy was guest starring on some show on fox tonight... not sure what he did though

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