A man is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. He opens it to find two sheriff's deputies there. He asks if there is a problem. One of the deputies asks if he is married. He says, "Yes, I am." The deputy then asks if he could see a picture of the man's wife. The guy says, "Sure," and gets a photo to show them. The deputies look at the photo then hand it back to the husband. Then with a very somber face, the deputy says, "I'm sorry to have to inform you sir, but it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck." The guy replies, "I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook."
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