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03-05-2003, 02:45 PM
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Red Rocket! Red Rocket!
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Do you EVEN FUQQING care?
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I'll read your future!
Here's a cool idea, I'll use my special Tarot cards to read your future. All you have to do is simply request a reading.
C'mon, give it a try, it could be fun!  I'll start with w8lifter's since she won't ask for a reading.  Hmmm....you got the error message card. This means you are always wrong. Whenever you think you are right, you're wrong. The next time you argue with your husband, guess what.....you're wrong! |
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03-05-2003, 02:58 PM
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World's Greatest Lovea
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Pimpville
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a pathetic attempt to prove a point... W8, U can take it from here
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"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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03-06-2003, 01:17 AM
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Red Rocket! Red Rocket!
Join Date: Jun 2001
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 Ooooh! You got "The Worthless Bum" card!!  When this card is dealt, it doesn't tell of the future, but the present. Basically, it's saying you're a worthless bum, so stop loafing around drinking cough syrup, and get a job!! |
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03-06-2003, 11:05 AM
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Red Rocket! Red Rocket!
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Ok fuqqers! Since ya' won't volunteer for a reading, I'm gonna have to start just picking on people!
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03-06-2003, 11:08 AM
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03-06-2003, 11:09 AM
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03-06-2003, 11:21 AM
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Red Rocket! Red Rocket!
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Irontime: You drew "The Flasher". Hmmm....that's strange....usually "The Flasher" is only dealt to men who have had a sex change!  Irontime; I don't want to know but according to this card, you used to be a woman. Now, as for your future....This card tells of evenings strolling through college campus, showing everyone your new package, while crying and singing Cher songs. I'm sorry IT, I didn't mean to divulge your secrets, but the cards don't lie! So, tell me, can you pee like a real man through your new penis or what?  |
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03-06-2003, 11:48 AM
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Red Rocket! Red Rocket!
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IPMC: Wow! IPMC!! You drew "The Hippie Guy WHo Kinda Looks Like Uncle Dave" Card!!  Now this card is interesting as it is a double edge sword. On one hand, "The Hippie Guy WHo Kinda Looks Like Uncle Dave" is a free spirited fun loving guy with a penchant for "Heaven's Herb". Such favourites are; Bhang, Cannabis Indica, Cannabis Sativa, Chiba-Chiba, Colombian, and your personal favourite, Durban Brown. The holder of this card has been known to smoke vast quantities of this substance at one time. It has been reported that an "elbow" (Pound of pot) isn't out of the question for these individuals. Now, all this comes with a price however. The "The Hippie Guy WHo Kinda Looks Like Uncle Dave" suffers permanent brain damage and thus believes himself to be a Scottish sheep herder. As you can see by the cane he carries, and the fruity pants, fashion is not his fortay. As a sheep herder, the "The Hippie Guy WHo Kinda Looks Like Uncle Dave", feels it is his right to "have relations" with the lovlier members of his flock. Since "The Hippie Guy WHo Kinda Looks Like Uncle Dave", doesn't have a flock, he can usually be found in farmer's fields getting his groove on, while telling the poor unsuspecting ewe "You've been Baaa-aad!" |
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03-06-2003, 12:04 PM
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Red Rocket! Red Rocket!
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Albob: You drew "The Bulimic". Contrary to its most common use, "The Bulimic" in this case means someone who spews forth verbal diarhea. Basically what this card is saying is, you talk alot of shit that no-one understands and you are alone in your belief that the muppets are a part of the syndicate and carry out hits on unsuspecting corporate heads.  This card shows me a future, and that future is you will try some assinine witty comeback (once again verbal diarhea), that no-one will think is funny. I will in turn slam you again, to which you will spew forth something stupid. So, according to the card, let's get to the bottom of this whole mess. You're a jackass. Simple. |
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03-06-2003, 12:12 PM
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This has got to be the best one yet. ROTFLMFAO. |
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03-06-2003, 12:25 PM
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Red Rocket! Red Rocket!
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Scotty the Body: You drew "The Freak" card!  Oh Scotty. Do you remember when I posted that picture of you wearing an adult diaper with a bottle of booze in your hand? Well buddy, that was supposed to be a warning! I was trying to reach out to you by showing the world what a twisted little bastard you were becoming, but obviously you didn't head my warning and continued on into your own dark depravity. "The Freak" denotes someone who lives in secret shame. Shame of things better left unsaid, but I am going to shine some light on your dark corner. I'm going to show the world what you have sunk to. FURRYMUCK!!!!  Furrymuck is the practice of dressing up in a animal mascot uniform and then performing sexual acts with other mascots!! You sick little twisted fuck! Not only that, you have also added a new element to your disease. You have been going to professional sports arenas and during a game, you "attack" one of the mascots, but I know what you are doing! You aren't play wrestling with them, you FUCKING them!!! The poor helpless bastard in the mascot suit isn't part of your game! He doesn't knwo what's going on, until he feels the first prodding and poking!! Now I know why that Colorado mascot was fighting so vigorously last week. He was being sexually assaulted!Shame on you Scotty.....Shame!  |
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03-06-2003, 12:26 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2001
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Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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03-06-2003, 12:27 PM
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World's Greatest Lovea
Join Date: Apr 2002
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, I would rather be the Bum, but still FUQ U.. I guess I asked for it....  |
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"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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03-06-2003, 12:32 PM
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03-06-2003, 12:33 PM
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"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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03-06-2003, 12:36 PM
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Red Rocket! Red Rocket!
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 Dero: You drew two cards!! "The bad breakfast" and "The throne"! The bad breakfast depicts your penchant for picking up really ugly women at last call while drunk. You then wake up the next morning and give yourself quite the scare when you see the hideous beast you pleasured the night before. Because of this, you are a walking sexually transmitted disease. The throne depicts a cleansing. I suspect there will be a time when one of these "lovelies" won't even be a woman. As a result you will run to the bathroom to both cleanse your anal cavity, as well as take a steaming hot shower while you sob and try to stem the anal bleeding. Be careful.  |
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03-06-2003, 12:38 PM
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03-06-2003, 12:39 PM
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"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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03-06-2003, 12:53 PM
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"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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