If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining andboring people withyour troubles,

If you can eat the same food everyday and be gratefulfor it,

If you can understand when your lovedones are too busy togive you any time,
If you can take criticism andblame without resentment,

If you can conquer tensionwithout medical help,
If you can relax without alcohol,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

..Then You Are Probably





The FamilyDog!