old farts

nikegurl · 03-11-2003, 05:48 PM

A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire."

The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Can't you just let me have the two
old hens over in the corner?"

The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over."

The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."

The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance old man. So, just to be fair I will give you a head start."

The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.

The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - He blows the young rooster to bits.

The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Dammit... third gay rooster I bought this month."

Moral of this story.... Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill!

Scotty the Body · 03-11-2003, 05:52 PM

sounds like Albobs life story.

DaMayor · 03-11-2003, 05:53 PM

That's the truth! Ain't it AlBob?
Oh snap! That's where Strut's been!

StrutDaRoosta · 03-11-2003, 05:54 PM

mesomorphin' · 03-11-2003, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by StrutDaRoosta

Careful, dude. Albob could be hazardous to your health.

DaMayor · 03-11-2003, 05:58 PM

You da man, Strut! You da man!

MJ23 · 03-12-2003, 06:12 AM

WOOD · 03-12-2003, 09:47 AM

MJ's rounding the corner with ALBOB gaining fast. Next comes Kuso, then Cornboy, oh and here comes IT bringing up the rear (or was that taking it in the rear

) Oh wait, we have a new development sports fans, MJ has come to a complete stop with only inches left to the finish line, while ALBOB is continuing at full speed. OH MY!!!! MJ is bending over as ALBOB, in full sprint, sticks out his crotch. OUCH!!! That had to hurt, but they both seem to be enjoying it. I guess its now anyone's race to win. But wait, ALBOB is bending over MJ's back. Shit, you have to be kidding me. Kuso has just inserted his man tool into the back of ALBOB. What in GOD's name is going on here??? Here comes Cornboy, who has that same disturbed gleem in his eye. Yes, he to is continuing the "train" by inserting his man needle into Kuso. Its now definitely IT's race to win, and here he comes folks. Cornboy looks like he's ready to receive. But what's this? IT has gone into a baseball slide while twisting to his back. He's sliding through their legs to the finish line. OH what he's slowing down. Yes, he's stopped to drink from MJ's golden fountain.

DaMayor · 03-12-2003, 11:10 AM

That's some sick imagery, man.

ALBOB · 03-12-2003, 12:31 PM

You all suck.

And WOOD swallows.

DaMayor · 03-12-2003, 12:37 PM

He'll fit right in....won't he MJ?

david · 03-12-2003, 12:43 PM

Poor Albob!

MJ23 · 03-12-2003, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DaMayor
He'll fit right in....won't he MJ?

5th amendment..

IT. I think this one is for you

DaMayor · 03-12-2003, 12:57 PM

Good choice.

Formed a coalition have we?

MJ23 · 03-12-2003, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DaMayor
Good choice.

Formed a coalition have we?

If you insist..

DaMayor · 03-12-2003, 01:05 PM

ALBOB · 03-12-2003, 01:15 PM

You two are secretly engaged, aren't you???

DaMayor · 03-12-2003, 01:23 PM

No. I am sorry to admit that I have stooped to his level.....I have grappled with a groundling. Forgive me.

I will now stand down.

MJ23 · 03-12-2003, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DaMayor
No. I am sorry to admit that I have stooped to his level.....I have grappled with a groundling. Forgive me.

I will now stand down.

U are forgiven, and NOoooooooo

dont get on your knees please..

DaMayor · 03-12-2003, 02:01 PM

You're delusional, aren't you?

MJ23 · 03-12-2003, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DaMayor
You're delusional, aren't you?

Whatever helps you sleep at night

Oh yeah, I am coming to fayetteville this summer , one of my boys is stationed there,

I know you are in SC, but I am sure I can find you..

I mean how many (Old Fuqs with homo tendencies live around there.....

DaMayor · 03-12-2003, 02:13 PM

Oh, so you have boys in Fayetteville? How nice. We should all have "boys" somewhere, shouldn't we?
Please, feel free to drop in any time. And hey, bring your boys..

MJ23 · 03-12-2003, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DaMayor
Oh, so you have boys in Fayetteville? How nice. We should all have "boys" somewhere, shouldn't we?
Please, feel free to drop in any time. And hey, bring your boys..

Hey, My boys are well-trained military personnel that are stationed there.

On the other hand, your "Boys" are a bunch of old farts that sit around crying about old age and their only highlight of the day is making it to the bathroom while their pants are still DRY...

On a serious note, I heard its rather nice down there..

mesomorphin' · 03-12-2003, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DaMayor
We should all have "boys" somewhere, shouldn't we?

True, we should, but word is that MJ's were surgically removed at an early age. Since MMA has a spare pair on one of his hands, MJ could get lucky if he plays his cards right!

MJ23 · 03-13-2003, 06:27 AM

LOL..

Oh wait a minute....

DaMayor · 03-13-2003, 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MJ23

On a serious note, I heard its rather nice down there..

As opposed to where?

MJ23 · 03-13-2003, 06:34 AM

TEXAS... LOL

ALBOB · 03-13-2003, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MJ23
TEXAS... LOL

ANYWHERE'S nice compared to Texas.

david · 03-13-2003, 10:30 AM

That's mean... Albob!

03-11-2003, 05:48 PM	#1
nikegurl Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: LA, CA Posts: 5,635	old farts A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire." The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over." The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop." The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance old man. So, just to be fair I will give you a head start." The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Dammit... third gay rooster I bought this month." Moral of this story.... Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill!
	If you want to achieve things that others can't... You have to do things that others won't.

03-11-2003, 05:52 PM	#2
Scotty the Body I'm Dead Sexxxxy!! Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Canada Posts: 4,970	sounds like Albobs life story.
	Cool

03-12-2003, 06:12 AM	#7
MJ23 World's Greatest Lovea Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pimpville Posts: 2,125
	"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."

03-12-2003, 12:31 PM	#10
ALBOB IDIOT SAVANT Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: An alternate reality. Posts: 10,159	You all suck. And WOOD swallows.
	Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

03-12-2003, 01:15 PM	#17
ALBOB IDIOT SAVANT Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: An alternate reality. Posts: 10,159	You two are secretly engaged, aren't you???
	Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

03-11-2003, 05:53 PM	#3
DaMayor On a Perpetual Bulk Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: ... Posts: 6,144	That's the truth! Ain't it AlBob? Oh snap! That's where Strut's been!

03-11-2003, 05:58 PM	#6
DaMayor On a Perpetual Bulk Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: ... Posts: 6,144	You da man, Strut! You da man!

03-12-2003, 09:47 AM	#8
WOOD Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: ... Posts: 27	MJ's rounding the corner with ALBOB gaining fast. Next comes Kuso, then Cornboy, oh and here comes IT bringing up the rear (or was that taking it in the rear ) Oh wait, we have a new development sports fans, MJ has come to a complete stop with only inches left to the finish line, while ALBOB is continuing at full speed. OH MY!!!! MJ is bending over as ALBOB, in full sprint, sticks out his crotch. OUCH!!! That had to hurt, but they both seem to be enjoying it. I guess its now anyone's race to win. But wait, ALBOB is bending over MJ's back. Shit, you have to be kidding me. Kuso has just inserted his man tool into the back of ALBOB. What in GOD's name is going on here??? Here comes Cornboy, who has that same disturbed gleem in his eye. Yes, he to is continuing the "train" by inserting his man needle into Kuso. Its now definitely IT's race to win, and here he comes folks. Cornboy looks like he's ready to receive. But what's this? IT has gone into a baseball slide while twisting to his back. He's sliding through their legs to the finish line. OH what he's slowing down. Yes, he's stopped to drink from MJ's golden fountain.

03-12-2003, 11:10 AM	#9
DaMayor On a Perpetual Bulk Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: ... Posts: 6,144	That's some sick imagery, man.

03-12-2003, 12:37 PM	#11
DaMayor On a Perpetual Bulk Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: ... Posts: 6,144	He'll fit right in....won't he MJ?

03-12-2003, 12:43 PM	#12
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	Poor Albob!

03-12-2003, 12:57 PM	#14
DaMayor On a Perpetual Bulk Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: ... Posts: 6,144	Good choice. Formed a coalition have we?

03-12-2003, 01:05 PM	#16
DaMayor On a Perpetual Bulk Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: ... Posts: 6,144

03-12-2003, 01:23 PM	#18
DaMayor On a Perpetual Bulk Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: ... Posts: 6,144	No. I am sorry to admit that I have stooped to his level.....I have grappled with a groundling. Forgive me. I will now stand down.

03-12-2003, 02:01 PM	#20
DaMayor On a Perpetual Bulk Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: ... Posts: 6,144	You're delusional, aren't you?

03-12-2003, 02:13 PM	#22
DaMayor On a Perpetual Bulk Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: ... Posts: 6,144	Oh, so you have boys in Fayetteville? How nice. We should all have "boys" somewhere, shouldn't we? Please, feel free to drop in any time. And hey, bring your boys..

03-13-2003, 06:27 AM	#25
MJ23 World's Greatest Lovea Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pimpville Posts: 2,125	LOL.. Oh wait a minute....
	"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."

03-13-2003, 06:34 AM	#27
MJ23 World's Greatest Lovea Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pimpville Posts: 2,125	TEXAS... LOL
	"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."

03-13-2003, 10:30 AM	#29
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	That's mean... Albob!