The government today announced that it is changing its symbol from an Eagle to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.... A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!
Darn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
Jagbender's battle of the bulge
The problems we face today are because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living