It has long been rumored that america has been developing a large supply of weapons of mass disfunction, a few of the known models are the AlBob model (An older balder model), the MJ23 (presumed to be a younger less bald model) or even the DaMayor (little intelligence available on this model but it's rumored to be upgradable), or even the DanK model (erratic model expected to get smacked by previous models for jumping into the middle of their homoerotic forum ribbings).
If america deploys it's weapons of mass disfunction will the canucks launch the most disfunctional weapon of all, the MMAFiter (rumored to have the largest collection of monkey penis pictures according to recent news footage in another thread).
Originally posted by IPMC
Cronnoboy is gonna be mad........he got left out again...
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Got a good point, as much as chrono posts it seems strange that I missed him, he must be a weapon of mass memory disfunction, he will be useful in helping people forget the use of other weapons of mass disfunction after the war. Some other weapons of mass disfunction were not listed here as their disfunction doesn't have a useful wartime application (unlike pictures of monkey dick and havings sex with everyone elses wives), for example the weapon of mass disfunciton david, is useless in the war on iraq because his only disfunction is bein the post whorinest mofo around, he could be used to distract iraqi's with his post bombardment but he doesn't speak their langauge and no translators can keep up. Another weapon of mass disfunction that isn't useful in wartime because of dangerous to our own troops, firestorms red and black pants (OK, maybe he his pants have been deployed, I haven't seen him post in a few days).
I'll do my journalistic duty to keep everyone posted with the most current up to date news live from the iron magazine forums, as I think of more stupid stuff to say.
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