Pew! Smelly food!! (Lmao...vent post and humorous)

ericg753 · 03-24-2003, 10:08 AM

Okay it’s vent/laugh your ass off time. At my job there are a bunch of guys and a few women. There are 4 women directly behind me.
These 4 have absolutely nothing better to do than chat and gossip all day long. Anyway, I bring in 3 of my 6 meals in to work every morning. My first meal consists of 6 egg whites, 1 slice of American cheese and 3 turkey breast slices. Another meal may consist of 9oz of chicken breast, sometimes slightly seasoned. They have gone directly to my supervisor and complained about the smell. LMFAO…they don’t have the guts to approach me directly, and these 4 (or let me say 2 specific ones) make a huge STINK (no pun intended) went directly to my supervisor instead (who will stick up for them rather than his own group). I laughed when he told me this. I mean out of all things to complain about, you complain about the smell of food? You wear your tacky 86th St and Ave. U toilet water women’s perfume, put up coconut air fresheners, eat your own food but that doesn’t smell? So today this guy from the Security group, surprisingly, went up to my supervisor and complained! What a p*ssy! Why is it these people can’t come up to me directly and nicely say something to me? It’s not like I’m eating Alaskan baked trout, curry chicken, ganja goat or fried yak! I think it’s funny and pathetic at the same time. Then I start to make jokes with my coworkers and they get all pissy like little school girls. They start whispering among themselves like a bunch of cowards. Our country is at war, our men are dying out there to protect the WORLD from tyranny and nuclear/biological warfare, and these 4 are complaining about the smell of eggs and chicken. Get a life and get a clue.

mesomorphin' · 03-24-2003, 07:26 PM

Been there! I bring in 4-6 meals every day, and I have occasionally gotten comments, but mostly about the veggies (broccoli and/or green beans). One time I forgot to eat some of my broccoli and it sat around for a day and a half before I discovered it. THAT was truly heinous.

w8lifter · 03-24-2003, 07:33 PM

Yeah...and let me guess....they don't mind bringing McDonalds in and eating it...that's disgusting

david · 03-24-2003, 08:40 PM

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Originally posted by ericg753
Okay it’s vent/laugh your ass off time. At my job there are a bunch of guys and a few women. There are 4 women directly behind me.
These 4 have absolutely nothing better to do than chat and gossip all day long. Anyway, I bring in 3 of my 6 meals in to work every morning. My first meal consists of 6 egg whites, 1 slice of American cheese and 3 turkey breast slices. Another meal may consist of 9oz of chicken breast, sometimes slightly seasoned. They have gone directly to my supervisor and complained about the smell. LMFAO…they don’t have the guts to approach me directly, and these 4 (or let me say 2 specific ones) make a huge STINK (no pun intended) went directly to my supervisor instead (who will stick up for them rather than his own group). I laughed when he told me this. I mean out of all things to complain about, you complain about the smell of food? You wear your tacky 86th St and Ave. U toilet water women’s perfume, put up coconut air fresheners, eat your own food but that doesn’t smell? So today this guy from the Security group, surprisingly, went up to my supervisor and complained! What a p*ssy! Why is it these people can’t come up to me directly and nicely say something to me? It’s not like I’m eating Alaskan baked trout, curry chicken, ganja goat or fried yak! I think it’s funny and pathetic at the same time. Then I start to make jokes with my coworkers and they get all pissy like little school girls. They start whispering among themselves like a bunch of cowards. Our country is at war, our men are dying out there to protect the WORLD from tyranny and nuclear/biological warfare, and these 4 are complaining about the smell of eggs and chicken. Get a life and get a clue.

I hear you on that! I would bring Broccoli, eggs etc. and the group would be pissed!

Well because they were 2 fatties (5'5"- 180 lbs women) they joined the LA Weight loss diet and guess what? Their food was the same as mind, had to eat 4 to 5 meals a day and spiced the shit out of it (Garlic)

So I stood up and told them.... that food your eating FUCKING stinks like shit!

I got yelled at by the director but because he trained with me.... we both laughed afterwards in his office!

ericg753 · 03-25-2003, 07:45 AM

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Originally posted by w8lifter
Yeah...and let me guess....they don't mind bringing McDonalds in and eating it...that's disgusting

Well let's think about that for a second....

You get your protein from the quarter pounder, big mac, cheeseburger, fried chicken burgers,

You get your carbs from the burger buns, deep fried apple pies, french fries and the mcmuffin bread

You get your fats from the vegetable oil they use to fry the fries and apple pies

and hey! New discovery! There are 55 grams of whey protein in frosty vanilla shakes!

The people with the large stomachs that have a long tube running from a funnel within the store to their living room couch where they lay all day, that large stomach isn't fat. There are special growth hormones inside the tube that pass with the food. The orange soda is then used to wash it all down and break down lactic acid buildup.

Pepper · 03-25-2003, 08:04 AM

I get blasted every day for breaking out the tuna. Fortunately, they can't complain to anyone b/c I am the boss.

I think the tuna smell at 10:30 am is what gets them.

All I every say is, "at least you don't have to eat it."

ericg753 · 03-25-2003, 08:16 AM

Well one thing I did for "revenge":

One week I worked the late shift. On Friday earlier that day I picked up a $4.99 whole chicken, teryaki style from Waldbaums. I ate half of it at 5pm. Maintenance came at 8pm to vacuum and to throw out the garbage. I ate the rest of my chicken at 8:30pm. The chicken bones, chicken skin (which I take off) and the "juice" all sat in an open container from Friday night and all through Monday night! To say it stunk up the place was an understatement!!!

My next plan is to bring in a VERY LARGE pine air freshener. Then another week I'm going to bring in Indian chicken (with the seasoning and stuff).
Lastly, I am going to place a sardine under the desk of each one of these fatty whiners.

david · 03-25-2003, 08:58 AM

Oh yeah, meditteranean food or indian is very aromatizing! Actually, goat Curry is evil!

Tank316 · 03-25-2003, 10:02 AM

if you want to be alone at lunch, just break out the tuna.

david · 03-25-2003, 10:59 AM

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Originally posted by Tank316
if you want to be alone at lunch, just break out the tuna.

Or EGGS!

03-24-2003, 10:08 AM	#1
ericg753 BIG BASTARD Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Strong Island, New York Posts: 66	Pew! Smelly food!! (Lmao...vent post and humorous) Okay it’s vent/laugh your ass off time. At my job there are a bunch of guys and a few women. There are 4 women directly behind me. These 4 have absolutely nothing better to do than chat and gossip all day long. Anyway, I bring in 3 of my 6 meals in to work every morning. My first meal consists of 6 egg whites, 1 slice of American cheese and 3 turkey breast slices. Another meal may consist of 9oz of chicken breast, sometimes slightly seasoned. They have gone directly to my supervisor and complained about the smell. LMFAO…they don’t have the guts to approach me directly, and these 4 (or let me say 2 specific ones) make a huge STINK (no pun intended) went directly to my supervisor instead (who will stick up for them rather than his own group). I laughed when he told me this. I mean out of all things to complain about, you complain about the smell of food? You wear your tacky 86th St and Ave. U toilet water women’s perfume, put up coconut air fresheners, eat your own food but that doesn’t smell? So today this guy from the Security group, surprisingly, went up to my supervisor and complained! What a p*ssy! Why is it these people can’t come up to me directly and nicely say something to me? It’s not like I’m eating Alaskan baked trout, curry chicken, ganja goat or fried yak! I think it’s funny and pathetic at the same time. Then I start to make jokes with my coworkers and they get all pissy like little school girls. They start whispering among themselves like a bunch of cowards. Our country is at war, our men are dying out there to protect the WORLD from tyranny and nuclear/biological warfare, and these 4 are complaining about the smell of eggs and chicken. Get a life and get a clue. Hardcore for Life!!! The return of Mass Fuel.....

03-24-2003, 07:26 PM	#2
mesomorphin' Registered User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: gaithersburg, maryland Posts: 570	Been there! I bring in 4-6 meals every day, and I have occasionally gotten comments, but mostly about the veggies (broccoli and/or green beans). One time I forgot to eat some of my broccoli and it sat around for a day and a half before I discovered it. THAT was truly heinous. There's one way to find out....

03-25-2003, 08:04 AM	#6
Pepper Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 4,543	I get blasted every day for breaking out the tuna. Fortunately, they can't complain to anyone b/c I am the boss. I think the tuna smell at 10:30 am is what gets them. All I every say is, "at least you don't have to eat it." My Carb Cycling Progress - you can't hide from the numbers.

03-25-2003, 08:16 AM	#7
ericg753 BIG BASTARD Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Strong Island, New York Posts: 66	Well one thing I did for "revenge": One week I worked the late shift. On Friday earlier that day I picked up a $4.99 whole chicken, teryaki style from Waldbaums. I ate half of it at 5pm. Maintenance came at 8pm to vacuum and to throw out the garbage. I ate the rest of my chicken at 8:30pm. The chicken bones, chicken skin (which I take off) and the "juice" all sat in an open container from Friday night and all through Monday night! To say it stunk up the place was an understatement!!! My next plan is to bring in a VERY LARGE pine air freshener. Then another week I'm going to bring in Indian chicken (with the seasoning and stuff). Lastly, I am going to place a sardine under the desk of each one of these fatty whiners. Hardcore for Life!!! The return of Mass Fuel.....

03-25-2003, 10:02 AM	#9
Tank316 P/RR/Sh Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Barron,Wi Posts: 4,543 Photos: 7	if you want to be alone at lunch, just break out the tuna. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- www.prrstraining.com Time to GROW Without Plateau!

03-24-2003, 07:33 PM	#3
w8lifter Join Date: May 2001 Location: Around..... Posts: 14,964	Yeah...and let me guess....they don't mind bringing McDonalds in and eating it...that's disgusting

03-25-2003, 08:58 AM	#8
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	Oh yeah, meditteranean food or indian is very aromatizing! Actually, goat Curry is evil!

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