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- 03-24-2003, 10:11 PM #1The Original Jackass
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7 reasons NOT to go to the gym!
Well Albob still might but these would scare me off
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- 03-24-2003, 10:11 PM #2The Original Jackass
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- 03-24-2003, 10:12 PM #3The Original Jackass
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Wonder what else of hers is bigger
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- 03-24-2003, 10:12 PM #4The Original Jackass
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Oh, hi Tit
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- 03-24-2003, 10:13 PM #5The Original Jackass
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damn, I hope I can get arms like that
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- 03-24-2003, 10:13 PM #6The Original Jackass
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nice lats
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- 03-24-2003, 10:13 PM #7The Original Jackass
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and last one
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- 03-24-2003, 10:14 PM #8Um......get rooted! ELITE MEMBER
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Damned
Could you even call that your GIRLfriend
- 03-24-2003, 10:15 PM #9Peelosopher
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god dang u got some gross fetishes IT. Dont even wanna know what you did to dero's take on my tanya and my picture
- 03-24-2003, 10:16 PM #10Peelosopher
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its a shame, a few of those woMEN could have been attractive had they not had a dick bigger than mine
- 03-24-2003, 10:18 PM #11The Original Jackass
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Most womens pubic hairs could accomplish that obstacle buddy. 
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- 03-24-2003, 10:20 PM #12Um......get rooted! ELITE MEMBER
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You give him too much credit man....eyelashesOriginally posted by irontime
Most womens pubic hairs could accomplish that obstacle buddy. 
- 03-24-2003, 10:20 PM #13Peelosopher
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hey man, not sure what you're laughing about. I was making a metaphor. Inside word is that your girlfriend's dick is bigger than yours. I mean, MJ has you beat right?
- 03-24-2003, 10:22 PM #14Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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I'm glad you said arms and not ass! LOL!Originally posted by irontime
damn, I hope I can get arms like that
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- 03-24-2003, 10:23 PM #15Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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roflmao, there was a girl like these at the gym tonight. roflmao her voice is deeper than mine. The girl I was training was totally freaked out. lmao
"When I use the word intensity I mean the ability to continue past and through the pain barrier where your mind pleads to stop and in fact convinces your body that you have hit failure, but you push through. How far you push through that barrier is the level of intensity with which you train." -- Twin Peak
- 03-24-2003, 10:24 PM #16Um......get rooted! ELITE MEMBER
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Obviously they`ve all been double dosing on Cell tech
- 03-24-2003, 10:28 PM #17The Original Jackass
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Originally posted by dvlmn666
roflmao, there was a girl like these at the gym tonight. roflmao her voice is deeper than mine. The girl I was training was totally freaked out. lmao Well at least you weren't training the roid chick. That would be kinda freaky training a girl that can bench more than you. If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
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- 03-24-2003, 10:28 PM #18The Original Jackass
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Well obviouslyOriginally posted by kuso
Obviously they`ve all been double dosing on Cell tech 
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A few more for IT...
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Last one...
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- 03-24-2003, 10:34 PM #21The Original Jackass
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Well they're better than the first ones, still scary though
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- 03-24-2003, 10:39 PM #22Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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hahahah roflmao, she was doing bi's today. and they looked to be a good 16" she was lifting more weight than the guy she was lifting with. lmaoOriginally posted by irontime
Well at least you weren't training the roid chick. That would be kinda freaky training a girl that can bench more than you. "When I use the word intensity I mean the ability to continue past and through the pain barrier where your mind pleads to stop and in fact convinces your body that you have hit failure, but you push through. How far you push through that barrier is the level of intensity with which you train." -- Twin Peak
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- 03-24-2003, 10:41 PM #24The Original Jackass
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Originally posted by dvlmn666
hahahah roflmao, she was doing bi's today. and they looked to be a good 16" she was lifting more weight than the guy she was lifting with. lmao Damn that would be weird. Not trying to be sexist here, but I don't think I could workout with that. It would be quite the blow to the ego If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
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- 03-24-2003, 10:41 PM #25The Original Jackass
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.....allright Prince, I'm sensing that you have a story to tell us. Come on, out with itOriginally posted by Prince
I actually like a couple of them! 
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- 03-24-2003, 10:43 PM #26Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Well she had a bigger chin, and a deeper voice than him to. roflmaoOriginally posted by irontime
Damn that would be weird. Not trying to be sexist here, but I don't think I could workout with that. It would be quite the blow to the ego "When I use the word intensity I mean the ability to continue past and through the pain barrier where your mind pleads to stop and in fact convinces your body that you have hit failure, but you push through. How far you push through that barrier is the level of intensity with which you train." -- Twin Peak
- 03-24-2003, 10:44 PM #27The Original Jackass
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..........You were checking her out pretty good weren't you?
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Must be pretty hard finding a WO partner that can't curl more than 10lbs!Originally posted by irontime
Damn that would be weird. Not trying to be sexist here, but I don't think I could workout with that. It would be quite the blow to the ego 
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- 03-24-2003, 10:45 PM #29The Original Jackass
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Well when all else fails I can probably ask youOriginally posted by lean_n_76er
Must be pretty hard finding a WO partner that can't curl more than 10lbs! 
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- 03-24-2003, 10:47 PM #30Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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nope, I'm polite and say hi to people every once in a while. I said hi to her one other day, and it was freaky how low her voice was.Originally posted by irontime
..........You were checking her out pretty good weren't you?
and put it this way, her face was more cro magnon than Chyna's was back when she was huge."When I use the word intensity I mean the ability to continue past and through the pain barrier where your mind pleads to stop and in fact convinces your body that you have hit failure, but you push through. How far you push through that barrier is the level of intensity with which you train." -- Twin Peak
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