Welfare Job?

Burner02 · 04-01-2003, 06:25 AM

A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I really hate drawing welfare. I would really rather take any job you have available and pay my own way."

The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a new Mercedes, and the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the nature of this job, all the meals and drinks will also be provided, and you will also be required to escort the gorgeous young lady on her many overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year."

The young man said, "You're bullshitting me man!"

The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"

irontime · 04-01-2003, 09:42 AM

Rusty · 04-01-2003, 09:50 AM

That was a good one............

Badger · 04-01-2003, 12:36 PM

butterfly · 04-01-2003, 12:37 PM

david · 04-06-2003, 05:45 PM

04-01-2003, 06:25 AM	#1
Burner02 Super Hero in Training Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tip of the spear! Posts: 28,316	Welfare Job? A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I really hate drawing welfare. I would really rather take any job you have available and pay my own way." The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a new Mercedes, and the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the nature of this job, all the meals and drinks will also be provided, and you will also be required to escort the gorgeous young lady on her many overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year." The young man said, "You're bullshitting me man!" The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"
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04-01-2003, 09:42 AM	#2
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04-01-2003, 09:50 AM	#3
Rusty FTW Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my Harley Posts: 4,469 Photos: 3	That was a good one............
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04-01-2003, 12:37 PM	#5
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