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Old 04-01-2003, 03:38 PM   #1
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Albob's recent letter to Dear Abby.....

Dear Abby;

I met Kim at a singles bar. I knew as soon as I looked at her
that she was too young for me. I'm 51 and she was 25, 26 years
my junior. I really regretted it because we got along so well
that evening. She made me feel so
comfortable in her presence. She said our age difference didn't
matter to her as much as it did to me.

Abby, I told her I felt people were staring at us. I said they
are probably
wondering if I am your father. She thought I was being silly
and said if I wanted to see her again she would be honored to
go out with me.

Kim and I have been dating now for three months. I really like
her and I think she likes me. Still, everywhere we go, I feel
people are watching us.


Sometimes they just outright stare. It is very annoying and I
know it is because of our
age difference that draws these prolonged looks from everyone we
meet. I just feel so uncomfortable about this whole thing and
wonder if I should continue with the relationship.

Why do people have to be so rude? It must be the age thing,
what should I do?

Sincerely, Photoman

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I am actually jealous............



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Old 04-01-2003, 03:59 PM   #4
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I am actually jealous............
As are most men because I'm big enough to titfuck her.



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As are most men because I'm big enough to titfuck her.

What, with your whole body........



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As are most men because I'm big enough to titfuck her.
Dat is what is considered as body surfing!!!!



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Old 04-02-2003, 12:11 PM   #7
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Dat is what is considered as body surfing!!!!
And on her I'd be hanging 10 for a WHILE.



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Old 04-02-2003, 07:59 PM   #8
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I would love to tangle with her just once!!!! (for the fucking experience) Physically!
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Old 04-03-2003, 10:15 AM   #9
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Damn right David. Hell, I'd tangle with her two or three times.



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I'll one up on you! I'd take a bite out of them and eat the silicon!
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Old 04-03-2003, 01:44 PM   #11
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OK, you win. I wouldn't want to take a chance of drowning if one of them puppies started leaking.



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