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    Frog and Golf

    A man takes the day off work and
    Decides to go out golfing.


    He is on the second hole when he
    Notices a frog sitting next to the green.

    He thinks nothing of it and is
    About to shoot when he Hears,

    Ribbit 9 Iron."

    The man looks around and doesn't
    See anyone.

    Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron."

    He looks at the frog and decides to
    Prove the frog wrong, puts the
    Club away, and grabs a 9 iron.


    Boom!
    He hits it 10 inches from thecup.

    He is shocked.

    He says to the frog,

    "Wow that's amazing.


    You must be a lucky frog, eh?

    The frog replies,

    "Ribbit Lucky frog."


    The man decides to take the frog
    with him to the next hole.

    "What do you think frog?"

    The man asks.

    "Ribbit 3 wood."

    The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
    Boom! Hole in one.

    The man is befuddled and doesn't know
    What to say.

    By the end of the day, the man golfed the
    Best game of golf in his life and
    asks the frog,

    "OK where to next?"
    The frog replies,

    "Ribbit Las Vegas .


    " They go toLas Vegas
    and the guy says,

    "OK frog, now What?"

    The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette."

    Upon approaching the roulette table,

    The man asks,

    "What do you think I should Bet?"

    The frog replies,

    "Ribbit $3000, black 6."

    Now, this is a
    million-to-one shot to win, but
    after the golf game the man
    Figures what the heck.

    Boom!

    Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.

    The man takes his winnings and
    buys the best room in the Hotel.

    He sits the frog down and Says,

    "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
    You've won me all this money and
    I am forever grateful."

    The frog replies,

    "Ribbit Kiss Me."
    He figures why not,

    Since after all the frog did for Him,

    He deserves it.

    With a kiss, the frog turns into a
    gorgeous 15-year-old girl.

    "And that,

    your honor, is how the girl
    ended up in my room.

    So help me God
    Or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton."




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    tooo long...cliffs?

    haha

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    Hahahahahhahahahahahaha

    Awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ahrnold View Post
    tooo long...cliffs?

    haha
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    Don't tread on me!!
    Quit Bitching, Start a Revolution

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    Not the punchline I was expecting, but still funny!

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    So a girl is out golfing and gets stung by a bee. She runs up to the pro shop and says, "help, I've been stung by a bee". The head instructor asks, "where did you get stung?" She says, "It was between hole one and two" He says, "Oh, I can help you. Your stance is too wide!"
    Gena Marie and DOMS like this.

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    I didn't get the joke, somehow it seemed that a guy named Clinton got all the money and a young chick.....the frog got nothing.....is that the funny part?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ahrnold View Post
    tooo long...cliffs?

    haha
    Negged!

    haha

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