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- 04-02-2003, 11:04 AM #1IDIOT SAVANT
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The Cure
Achmad came to the United States from Afghanistan, and he was only here a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.
Finally, he went to an Arab doctor. The doctor said, "Take dees
bocket, go into de odder room, poop in de bocket, pee on de poop, and den put your head down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes."
Achmad took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the
bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.
Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific! "What was wrong with me?"
The doctor said, "You were just homesick."
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
- 04-02-2003, 11:06 AM #2FTW
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- 04-02-2003, 07:01 PM #3EAST COAST BRAT ELITE MEMBER
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- 04-03-2003, 01:38 AM #4Is Doin It 4 Da Shorteez
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good one !
when are you moving back to Vegas ? I just moved to the North West by Cheyenne and Rainbow. I'm going to the Gold's on Craig now...Conservatism is the default ideology for lazy non-critical thinkers
- 04-03-2003, 09:55 AM #5IDIOT SAVANT
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My retirement ceremony is on Lucky Friday the 13th of June and we'll take the following two weeks to get all our stuff moved and settled in. We're gonna be staying with friends at Decature and Flamingo but we're looking at buying a house over in the exact area you're in now. Our first house was Vegas Dr. and Tenaya and we still love that Northwest area. (The MuscleMag store on Lake Mead is almost in our back yard.) I used to go to the Las Vegas Family Fitness right by where you're at, now it's a 24 Hour so I'll either stick to the base gym or join Golds.Originally posted by LAM when are you moving back to Vegas ? I just moved to the North West by Cheyenne and Rainbow. I'm going to the Gold's on Craig now...Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
- 04-03-2003, 12:27 PM #6EAST COAST BRAT ELITE MEMBER
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Retiring there, Albob???
- 04-03-2003, 12:34 PM #7IDIOT SAVANT
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The final tally will be 22 years 8 months. I'm ready to move on.Originally posted by david
Retiring there, Albob???
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
- 04-03-2003, 12:37 PM #8FTW
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You need to...........to the retirement home........Originally posted by ALBOB
The final tally will be 22 years 8 months. I'm ready to move on. 
- 04-03-2003, 12:40 PM #9IDIOT SAVANT
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Noooooo...............Not THERE. They don't have any apple sauce because Dero ate it all.Originally posted by Rusty the retirement home
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
- 04-03-2003, 01:03 PM #10FTW
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I was under the impression that Dero kept raiding the med. cabnet. And stealing all the scheduled drugs............
- 04-03-2003, 01:13 PM #11IDIOT SAVANT
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He used to do that until he mixed Viagra and headache pills and became a dickhead.Originally posted by Rusty
I was under the impression that Dero kept raiding the med. cabnet. And stealing all the scheduled drugs............Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
- 04-03-2003, 01:18 PM #12FTW
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Originally posted by ALBOB
He used to do that until he mixed Viagra and headache pills and became a dickhead.
- 04-03-2003, 01:24 PM #13Registered User
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But what a night dat was...Originally posted by ALBOB
He used to do that until he mixed Viagra and headache pills and became a dickhead.
Senior citizen at work, don't bugg me.
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Originally posted by Rusty
You need to...........to the retirement home........
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