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04-04-2003, 10:24 AM
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Joke : Never try to fool Mom
Subject: Don't try to fool mom!
Re: Your Mother ALWAYS Knows You don't have to be a mother to enjoy this one... Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie,was. Mrs.Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs. Hester started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie, than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates." About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle.You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it,but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Brian Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom" LESSON OF THE DAY ... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER |
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04-04-2003, 10:46 AM
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Mother knows best!
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04-04-2003, 11:52 PM
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I love that joke!
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed |
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04-05-2003, 12:27 AM
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she could of been sleeping at a friends house
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04-05-2003, 12:41 AM
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maybe if she was YOUR room mate...
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed |
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04-05-2003, 01:00 AM
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maybe if it was your mom
 and sister ...i don't even know if that made sence  |
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04-05-2003, 01:13 AM
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nope. Didn't even make sense....
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed |
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04-05-2003, 02:13 AM
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got your pc fixed?
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed |
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04-05-2003, 02:16 AM
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maybe load up a current virus checker this time????
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed |
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04-05-2003, 02:21 AM
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it seems a must for you...with all that porn u surf..
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed |
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04-05-2003, 02:25 AM
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be careful u don't go blind..
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed |
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04-05-2003, 02:25 AM
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thats a myth i'd have a seeing eye dog by now
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04-05-2003, 02:29 AM
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you ever get caught jerking off in the closet?
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed |
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04-05-2003, 03:35 AM
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed |
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04-05-2003, 04:17 AM
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I was hoping you'd have fallen for it....
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed |
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04-05-2003, 05:00 AM
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I know..it is old..I heard it when I was 13....and that was a LONG time ago...
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed |
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04-05-2003, 05:45 PM
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i heard it when i was 7 still answered the same way
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04-05-2003, 08:44 PM
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yeah...but @ 7...you had no idea what it meant...
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed |
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04-05-2003, 08:46 PM
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04-05-2003, 08:47 PM
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Talk about thread hijacking LOL Burner & Crash that was the best example I've ever seen
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04-05-2003, 09:03 PM
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it gets better...
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed |
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04-05-2003, 09:05 PM
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