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Joke : The Genie, 3 wishes & Lawyers
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04-04-2003, 07:48 PM
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Joke : The Genie, 3 wishes & Lawyers
A man was walking down the beach when he noticed a cave. He walked in and looked around only to discover a magic lamp buried in the sand.
He rubbed it and a genie came out and said, "You may have 3 wishes but whatever you wish for all the lawyers in the world will get double." The man agreed and said, "I want a million dollars." He got that and the lawyers got 2 million. Next he said, "I want a Ferrari." So he got one and all the lawyers got 2. Next, being his last wish, he took a minute and thought about it carefully. Finally he said, "Well I've always wanted to give a kidney." |
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04-05-2003, 02:20 AM
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lawyers donating... I don't get it...
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed |
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04-05-2003, 11:21 AM
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The lawyers lose two kidneys each, without going into the science of it all, people without kidneys don't live very long.
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04-05-2003, 08:27 PM
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I got that part...just being my simple, smart-assed self....
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed |
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04-06-2003, 01:01 AM
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yep, I dun got me sum smartz..
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed |
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04-06-2003, 01:14 AM
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uh huh...
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed |
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04-06-2003, 01:38 AM
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what's this thread about???
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed |
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04-06-2003, 01:55 AM
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oh yeah..I might start dating a girl who is thinking of becoming a lawyer...damn..be hard to win an argument with her...
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed |
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04-06-2003, 01:58 AM
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SoCal. Stud
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ya my friend has that same problem with his mom
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04-06-2003, 04:03 AM
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I hope I am not about to start dating your friend's mom...
 damn, hasn't he figured it out? You can never win against your mom? I mean..you might get the better of her in an argument (rare) butt..she'll get you back later...and viciously! |
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed |
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04-06-2003, 05:34 AM
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ohh, she's good...she's letting you THINK you win...beware the power of a mom!
As the butler said in Mr Deeds: "Don't underestimate my sneakiness'! |
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed |
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04-06-2003, 06:06 AM
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dam she must be saving up for something big
i'm fuqqed |
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04-06-2003, 11:38 AM
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Quote:
"Secure your future, marry a high prolific Lawyer"  |
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04-06-2003, 08:05 PM
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yeah, become an older version of Crash...
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed |
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04-06-2003, 09:42 PM
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nope...gawd forbid.,..
I was thinking of the stay at home hubby kind of thing...... Sleep 'till the crack of noon....then surf the 'net....let the little woman bring home the bacon! |
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed |
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04-06-2003, 09:43 PM
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probably not likely to happen..is it???
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed |
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04-06-2003, 10:19 PM
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no...servitude....yes dear..right away dear....whatever YOU say dear....
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed |
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04-06-2003, 10:21 PM
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i need to learn how to hypnotise people
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04-06-2003, 10:24 PM
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and spell...
HA! Aren't I a smart-ass!  |
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed |
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04-06-2003, 10:25 PM
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do i have to correct you again? it's dumb***
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230_225_220_215_210_205_200_195_190_185_180
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04-06-2003, 10:29 PM
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Super Hero in Training
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uh-uh...I can spell..therefore...smart-ass!
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed |
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