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Thread: I wish I was a Redneck

  1. 07-05-2012, 01:03 PM #1
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    I wish I was a Redneck

    Life would be so much easier for me. Is it to late to convert?
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  3. 07-05-2012, 01:27 PM #2
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    Tractors, mudpits, big trucks and beer. Kids need something, they go out and earn it. Trying to maintain this nice car, 4 car family, kids need this and that is killing me. Im heading up north to Michigan to clear some woods. Oh, ya my daughter said she was embarassed to me last night when I had a wife beater on and my tats showing. This was in a 7-11!! WTF?
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    Talk to Rednack he will give you a few pointers
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    You wanna be a Redneck? Thems is borned, but you can fake it sum...Here is a little tutorial.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ctr10 View Post
    Talk to Rednack he will give you a few pointers
    Where in the hollow is that hillbilly anywayz.
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  9. 07-06-2012, 03:01 AM #8
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    LOL! Pickup trucks and mullets! Yep I could do it
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    It's a lot easier to be dumb and have a way to enjoy poverty (trailer trash rednecks I'm talking bout).
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    Where in Northern MI? I used to live in MI Great place in the Summer. Just the other ELEVEN months a year that suck.
    I'll take sunshine and hurricanes anyday!
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  12. 07-07-2012, 09:14 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by jagbender View Post
    Where in Northern MI? I used to live in MI Great place in the Summer. Just the other ELEVEN months a year that suck.
    I'll take sunshine and hurricanes anyday!

    Kalkaska area. I love the winter though. This is my trailer and property last winter

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    To convert you would have to eat road kill and corn as part of a healthy diet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DetMuscle View Post
    Kalkaska area. I love the winter though. This is my trailer and property last winter


    I do miss deer camp!
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  15. 07-09-2012, 08:05 AM #14
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    ^ I would have shot that one, but I already had meat. Was looking for that buck which never showed up
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    Not too difficult to pull off. Next time you're beer chugging with your redneck buddies, just throw on a pair of these.

    "We must, indeed, all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately".
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    Quote Originally Posted by DetMuscle View Post
    Kalkaska area. I love the winter though. This is my trailer and property last winter

    nice land!
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  18. 07-09-2012, 10:32 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronAddict View Post
    Not too difficult to pull off. Next time you're beer chugging with your redneck buddies, just throw on a pair of these.

    ohhh no! Cant do
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    See if you can get KOS to adopt you, maybe offer to shave the hair off his back & forehead ......
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  20. 07-09-2012, 11:48 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by DetMuscle View Post
    ohhh no! Cant do
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  21. 07-09-2012, 12:17 PM #20
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    Being from alabama,it's never too late so come on!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bama View Post
    Being from alabama,it's never too late so come on!!
    LOL ahhh Bama, nothing like it. Been there a few times. Know some people from there as well. They're a handful.
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    Ok, I shit you not. Just found out I have to go to Ft Polk Louisiana next week for 3 days. Holy crappola. Swamp people! LOL! I mean, what are the chances of that? Ill post Pics. I need to be more carefull about what I wish for. Karma is a bitch!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DetMuscle View Post
    Ok, I shit you not. Just found out I have to go to Ft Polk Louisiana next week for 3 days. Holy crappola. Swamp people! LOL! I mean, what are the chances of that? Ill post Pics. I need to be more carefull about what I wish for. Karma is a bitch!
    LOL! No way. That's pretty crazy. What the hell are the chances.
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  25. 07-09-2012, 01:49 PM #24
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    There are a lot of southern bred redneck girls in bama as well if you know what I mean!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DetMuscle View Post
    Ok, I shit you not. Just found out I have to go to Ft Polk Louisiana next week for 3 days. Holy crappola. Swamp people! LOL! I mean, what are the chances of that? Ill post Pics. I need to be more carefull about what I wish for. Karma is a bitch!


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