Thread: DaMayor's Life Story

Growing up, DaMayor was often the brunt of jokes and teasing, because quite frankly, he was ugly and stupid.

At the age of ten, DaMayor began prematurely balding, which lead to even more ridicule and shame. Strangely, it also lead to a fascination on his part with colouring his hair, much like a woman.

On his 20th birthday, after having been given a "freebie" from mom, DaMayor was anally raped by a bear while walking home. Along with a blown sphincter muscle, DaMayor also recieved many hideous gashes and cuts, leaving his already ugly face, permantly disfigured.

This was also, DaMayor's introduction to beastiality. He rather enjoyed the feeling of raw animal aggression, tearing and plunging into him. Treating his body like no man could.

After being anally raped by the bear - he found he enjoyed a new fetish, which would further him being shunned by the public.



this also helped to cover his rather deformed face from his many nights with his bear.

Originally posted by Mr.Guvernment
After being anally raped by the bear - he found he enjoyed a new fetish, which would further him being shunned by the public.



this also helped to cover his rather deformed face from his many nights with his bear.

Ah, yes. Thank you. I forgot to mention. This Bio will be co-written by some other members here on Ironmag. Others, who have seen the seedier, nastier side of our pathetic friend DaMayor.

Perhaps it was the new nick name; "Bear Bait", or perhaps it was just an accumulation of years of abuse, but DaMayor turned to murder!!!

He wasn't very good at it though, and found it difficult to secure victims. Below is the patheic ruse DaMayor used to attempt to lure unsuspecting motorists' to thier doom.

I have to go to bed now, but I shall finish this tale at a later time. Stay tuned.....Coming soon: Sex, Adultery, Cockfighting!!

One day, DaMayor ventured onto the www in search of Sex, Adultery, Cockfighting!!, as in person, he was unable to secure any victims, when he thought he had found the love of his life..................... it turned out they did not share the same love for cockfighting as he did, this put DaMayor into a deep depressed state, resulting in hours in search of that next someone who was also in search of Sex, Adultery, Cockfighting!! when he stumbled upon!



Little did Damayor know that this person was a rather large homely man on the other end of the conversation..

That's the humor of Mma that we expect Right on pal






Mr. G. Can't see fuck all on your pics but an 'x'

Trust IT you don't wanna see it

Originally posted by mmafiter
I have to go to bed now, but I shall finish this tale at a later time. Stay tuned.....Coming soon: Sex, Adultery, Cockfighting!!

Okay, where did we leave off....oh yeah DaMayor had tried his hand at serial killing and failed miserably.

DaMayor, having become a complete and utter failure, turned to booze and drugs in an attempt to dull the pain. It was in one of his drunken stupors that he met the woman he would marry. She was the most beautiful woman that ever acknowledged his existence, and he was smitten.

The name of this angel of mercy? Fart Woman! She was a pseudo crime fighter with the dubious distinction of having rancid flatulence as her super power.

But alas, all was not what it seemed in the perfect little world DaMayor now enjoyed with his lovely wife. DaMayor remembered that grizzly rape episode fondly and even though he enjoyed orally pleasing Fart Woman, he couldn't get those beastial out of his mind.

Like many people, DaMayor let temptation overtake common sense and began having an affair. He was eventually caught in the act by a private investigator hired by Fart Woman, who suspected something was amiss with her sweet little DaMayor.

Fart Woman left him with nothing, and DaMayor was once again alone.

Despondent and with limited options DaMayor tried began working out at a local gym. Well, it seems he finally found his calling!! He found somewhere where his skills could be put to good use. He was so good they let him start his own class.

Unforunately he got a little cocky and started trash talking to a great man named Mmafiter, who, using wit and charm, was able to trounce his little fool ass.

See the ad below, and decide if you too could find your place in DaMayor's class at the gym.

And that brings us to the end of this story. I hope you enjoyed it, and it can be served as a lesson to you.

DO NOT FUCK WITH MMAFITER!!!!


Thank you.

Bravo!!!

Originally posted by irontime
Bravo!!!

Originally posted by irontime
Bravo!!!

Yeah, that's a good little bitch, IT. It's a shame you couldn't come up with something on your own, eh? Go study now, boy. Maybe one day your intellect will allow you to compete.

Originally posted by mmafiter

As for you, mmafiter, I am so very, very disappointed. Is this what you call humor? I think not. Sadly, your life as a screw has left you twisted and bitter.....tsk..tsk. And to think you had to call on the assistance of an apparent reject from the cast of Natural Born Killers to aid you in your feeble attempt is sader yet.
Now, go away and practice your use of LEVITY. We are not here to witness your psychological mis-firings.

^^^^ i did not now that u were an actual person here..LOL - my bad! - i though this was just some imaginary story going on. guess i should do ma research first

Don't worry about it Mr. G. We don't actually think of DM as an actual person, we prefer to think of him as a crossbreed between a Donkey and an MJ

Oh yes, Mr.G, there is a DaMayor.

Originally posted by mmafiter
DaMayor was the ninth child of a toothless crack whore named DaWhore.

Hey IT..

IT's just sashaying over to the bandwagon......I've come to expect this sort of behavior from PUNKs.

Originally posted by irontime
we prefer to think of him as a crossbreed between a Donkey and an MJ

This is a damn good story MMA........


And IT, you think more of DaMayor than the rest of us.........

You've been waiting for a moment like this, haven't you?
Well, hope you enjoyed it, becauseYOU'RE NEXT!

whew! I'm glad I wasn't the recipient of this!

Originally posted by DaMayor
You've been waiting for a moment like this, haven't you?
Well, hope you enjoyed it, becauseYOU'RE NEXT!

Wha?!? You mean when you get done with the bear you're comming after us?

Is Demayor "Goldberg"???