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  1. 04-16-2003, 01:41 PM #1
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    Talking Joke of the day

    This guy walks into the bar and asks for a double shot of Whisky. The bartendar is like.
    "Damn, in the middle of the afternoon, rough day, huh."
    The guys says: "Well, I just found out that my older brother is Gay."

    Next day around the say time , the guy walks in asking for another double shot of Whisky. The bartendar is like
    "What is it this time"
    The guy is like. " Well, Now I found out that my son is Gay."

    Next day, he walks in again asking for another shot of double whisky. The bartendar is like

    " LISTEN DUDE, is there anybody in your family that likes women??."

    The guys is like : " Yes, My wife
    "It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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  3. 04-16-2003, 01:49 PM #2
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    Poor Rusty.
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  5. 04-16-2003, 03:50 PM #4
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    Originally posted by DaMayor
    Poor Rusty.
    I was thinking about using the fuckers name but decided to be nice..


    "It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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  6. 04-16-2003, 07:32 PM #5
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  7. 04-18-2003, 03:52 PM #6
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    Bump.. dont want Rusty to miss it,
    "It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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  8. 04-18-2003, 11:54 PM #7
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  9. 04-21-2003, 09:39 AM #8
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    RUSTY..
    "It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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  10. 04-21-2003, 09:42 AM #9
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  11. 04-24-2003, 01:10 AM #10
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    not working, is it??
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  12. 04-24-2003, 02:10 AM #11
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    doesn't really seem like it
    230_225_220_215_210_205_200_195_190_185_180
    |----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|---|----|
    <- that way about 20 more pounds!
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