Reply With QuoteOk now i have to give you credit for this one...you are quite the funnny one...you trying to start something with me boy? You do know that i am dieting right? You better have your guns loaded and ready.
And DM better leave this one alone.
J'Bo and DaMayor
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04-16-2003, 11:36 PM #1Um......get rooted! ELITE MEMBER
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J'Bo and DaMayor
DaMayor was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive female neighbor J'Bo came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. J'Bo opened it then slammed it shut stormed back in the house.
A little later out came J'Bo again and went to the mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As DaMayor was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions DaMayor asked her, "Yo J'Bo...........Is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is!"
(are you ready? ... this is a beauty ...)
My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL"
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04-17-2003, 06:17 AM #3Un~Bulking ELITE MEMBER
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04-17-2003, 06:30 AM #4Registered User
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Yah you laugh now boys. Cause you wont be laughing long.
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04-17-2003, 06:33 AM #5FTW
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04-17-2003, 06:46 AM #6Un~Bulking ELITE MEMBER
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Oh come on dear, carb up's near.
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04-17-2003, 06:47 AM #7Registered User
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Not really. But what ever. I am having a donut for Easter cause of you. NOT.
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04-17-2003, 07:06 AM #8Un~Bulking ELITE MEMBER
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Go ahead....Thunder Thighs.
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04-17-2003, 07:29 AM #9World's Greatest Lovea
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"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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:LOL:
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Hey numb nuts..(DM)...your so old that your balls got caught in the door when you ran out of the room last night. now that i have them in my hands...your all mine.Originally posted by DaMayor
Go ahead....Thunder Thighs.
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04-26-2003, 05:59 PM #12Founder of GOSB SUPER MODERATOR
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm??
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04-27-2003, 01:06 AM #132 Samuel 24:24 ELITE MEMBER
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Hey!!Originally posted by J'Bo
Hey numb nuts..(DM)...your so old that your balls got caught in the door when you ran out of the room last night. now that i have them in my hands...your all mine.
i thought you were with me last night J'Bo...........
Oh sorry...... that was just a dream..... 
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04-27-2003, 06:19 AM #14Registered User
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hehe...your hilarious ris...no i wasnt...
hey has anyone heard from burner?
seems like he has disowned us for his new LADY FRIEND.
good for him you guys are all bad news anyways.
Last edited by J'Bo; 04-27-2003 at 07:48 AM.
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04-27-2003, 07:33 AM #15Founder of GOSB SUPER MODERATOR
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That is DISOWNED..................And i resent that!! I behave myself!!!Originally posted by J'Bo
seems like he has dishoned us for his new LADY FRIEND.
good for him you guys are all bad news anyways.
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thats what i said silly
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04-27-2003, 12:33 PM #17EAST COAST BRAT ELITE MEMBER
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and jes' who r U speaking for their, Missy???Originally posted by J'Bo
you guys are all bad news anyways.
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04-28-2003, 12:04 PM #18IDIOT SAVANT
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Care to fill us in on what he was doing in your room?Originally posted by J'Bo
Hey numb nuts..(DM)...your so old that your balls got caught in the door when you ran out of the room last night. now that i have them in my hands...your all mine.
DM, you keeping secrets from us? Did ya' get any pics?
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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04-28-2003, 12:13 PM #19Un~Bulking ELITE MEMBER
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Originally posted by ALBOB
Care to fill us in on what he was doing in your room?
DM, you keeping secrets from us? Did ya' get any pics?
Can't talk now....trying to pry J'Bo's hands loose. Wouldn't be such a difficult thing to do, but she's got those Thunder Thighs wrapped around my neck.
*sniffs* Oh, an FDS woman...cool!
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04-28-2003, 12:15 PM #20IDIOT SAVANT
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Niiiiiiiice.Originally posted by DaMayor she's got those Thunder Thighs wrapped around my neck. *sniffs* Oh, an FDS woman...cool!
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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04-28-2003, 12:58 PM #21Un~Bulking ELITE MEMBER
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She must be doing cardio.....
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04-28-2003, 01:01 PM #22IDIOT SAVANT
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And you're not there? I thought you were her latest piece of "cardio" equipment.
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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04-28-2003, 01:09 PM #23Un~Bulking ELITE MEMBER
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She wouldn't say that........squat partner maybe?
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04-28-2003, 01:12 PM #24IDIOT SAVANT
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You lay on your back and she squats?Originally posted by DaMayor squat partner maybe?
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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04-28-2003, 01:13 PM #25Un~Bulking ELITE MEMBER
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That's the plan....
She'll probably suffocate me though.......Oh, hi J'Bo!
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OK ok ok people what the heck is going on here?
I wouldnt get together with DM if he was the last pig on earth.
BTW i dont have thunder thighs.
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04-28-2003, 01:54 PM #27Un~Bulking ELITE MEMBER
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Hmmmm. PIG eh?
So, if I'm so terribly repulsive, then why do you have my balls in your hands?
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04-28-2003, 02:04 PM #28Founder of GOSB SUPER MODERATOR
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Originally posted by J'Bo
I wouldnt get together with DM if he was the last pig on earth.
BTW i dont have thunder thighs.
Nope........not from what I see! 
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I have your balls in my hand because when you came over to try to get some action i pulled some black belt moves on you and ripp the droopy mothers right off. Now i have them hanging on my front door.
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04-28-2003, 02:12 PM #30Founder of GOSB SUPER MODERATOR
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I think you mean droppy member.......................Originally posted by J'Bo
I have your balls in my hand because when you came over to try to get some action i pulled some black belt moves on you and ripp the droppy mothers right off. Now i have them hanging on my front door.
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