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04-18-2003, 03:51 PM #1World's Greatest Lovea
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Joke of the weekend -
Five men end up stranded on a tropical island. The only female around is a gorilla on the other end of the island.
After one whole month the guys are all sitting around and Rusty stands up and says,
"I'm so horny, I can't take it anymore!" So he grabs a bag and storms off to the other side of the island with his pals right behind him.
They catch the gorilla, each guy grabs an arm or leg and Rusty puts the bag over the gorilla's head. He climbs on top of the gorilla and begins to do the nasty.
The gorilla fights and struggles and finally gets an arm free and she wraps it around Rusty's back. Then she gets both feet free and wraps them around Rusty's waist. She gets her other arm free and grabs on to his hips and starts pulling him in harder and harder. Rusty yells to his buddies....
"Get it off!! Get it off!! They said,
"You're on top, we can't get her off of you."
Rusty said..."No, I mean the bag..I want to kiss the bitch!""It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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04-18-2003, 05:18 PM #2Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Each of us conceals an abyss, though few of us are aware of its existence, and even fewer dare to explore its vastness.
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04-18-2003, 06:05 PM #3Registered User
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i bet you made that one up all by yourself...didn't you.
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04-18-2003, 06:31 PM #4Um......get rooted! ELITE MEMBER
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04-18-2003, 07:11 PM #5World's Greatest Lovea
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Kuso, u like that
If we can just pinpoint the star of the post,
"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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04-18-2003, 07:14 PM #6Um......get rooted! ELITE MEMBER
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LMAO!! That was cool...you think Rusty`s in hiding now eh?
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04-21-2003, 09:38 AM #7World's Greatest Lovea
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RUSTY....
"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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04-21-2003, 09:44 AM #8FTW
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At least I got some.........
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04-21-2003, 09:47 AM #9Un~Bulking ELITE MEMBER
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Such a good sport.
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04-21-2003, 09:50 AM #10FTW
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Dumayor, your such a suckass.......Originally posted by DaMayor
Such a good sport.
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