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04-18-2003, 08:22 PM #1Born-again newbie
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Q & A's
Q: What's the ultimate rejection?
A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Q: How do you tell if you are in a gay church?
A: Only half the congregation is kneeling.
Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love?
A: "Honey, I'm home."
Q: Did you hear about the generic form of Viagra?
A: It's name is: "mycoxafloppin".
Q: How do you know when you are getting old?
A: When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
Q: What's the definition of trust?
A: Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.
Q: What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
A: One says ribbit ribbit, the other one says rub-it, rub-it!
Q: Why did The Lord create alcohol?
A: So ugly people have a chance to have sex
Q: What's long, hard and has semen in it?
A: A submarine!
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: Because his dick was stuck up the chicken's ass.
Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
A: Say, "Nice dick."
Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life?
A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."
Q: What do you call a snake on Viagra?
A: ROD!"The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one."
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04-18-2003, 08:36 PM #2Registered User
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Senior citizen at work, don't bugg me.
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04-18-2003, 08:55 PM #3Registered User
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Re: Q & A's
OR........Originally posted by dino
Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love?
A: "Honey, I'm home."
Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love?
A: "Is it in?"
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04-19-2003, 03:50 AM #4Um......get rooted! ELITE MEMBER
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Re: Re: Q & A's
Sounds like you are speaking from experienceOriginally posted by BUSTINOUT
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Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love?
A: "Is it in?"
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04-19-2003, 10:31 AM #5Registered User
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I plead the Fifth. Besides, I promised your mom I wouldn't tell.
Actually, it's kinda like one of those nightmares where you show up for school dressed only in your underwear. lol
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04-19-2003, 10:35 AM #6Registered User
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Hmmmm,for me it was NOT a nightmare,I would showup at school butt nekkid in dos dreams...
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04-19-2003, 11:08 AM #7Registered User
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And kuso would be in the restroom telling you, "Nice dick". lol
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04-19-2003, 04:32 PM #8Registered User
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No...I don't dream of kuso!
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04-19-2003, 07:04 PM #9SoCal. Stud ELITE MEMBER
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