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It took me 3 months to do what MJ did in a year!
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04-18-2003, 09:53 PM #1Peelosopher
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It took me 3 months to do what MJ did in a year!
No, not sleep with TIT, I finally hit my 1000th post! Celebrate with me, I just felt I deserved some recognition. Thx to everybody for being such cool pals, everyone here rox! I hope maybe this will pick the pace back up at the boards considering how it's slowed down a bit. C'mon guys, I trust none of you actually discovered "liiiiives" outside this little place.
Time to party everyone, my 1000th post! Peace! 
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04-18-2003, 10:46 PM #2Registered User
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Senior citizen at work, don't bugg me.
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04-18-2003, 11:52 PM #3Super Hero in Training
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...and to notice that you are OFF LINE!
slacker!Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
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04-19-2003, 12:37 AM #4Peelosopher
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I am sorry Master, I still have much to learn
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04-19-2003, 01:02 AM #5Super Hero in Training
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padewan crono....the force is strong with this one....
Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
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04-19-2003, 03:44 AM #6Um......get rooted! ELITE MEMBER
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3 months eh? I think it took me around 3 weeks
lol
Congrats man
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04-19-2003, 03:49 AM #7Super Hero in Training
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that's 'cause you are the original posting whore!
Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
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04-19-2003, 04:02 AM #8Um......get rooted! ELITE MEMBER
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LOL...but long since retired
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04-19-2003, 04:48 AM #9Super Hero in Training
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
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04-19-2003, 01:41 PM #10World's Greatest Lovea
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Well, I have a life outside here.. But I am happy for you
Whore.....
Where is TIT anyway
"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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04-19-2003, 02:06 PM #11I'm Dead Sexxxxy!! ELITE MEMBER
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For a minute there I thought this was gonna be some gay thread about Masturbation.
Cool
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04-19-2003, 03:52 PM #12Registered User
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Well,it is.Ya gotta read between da lines!!!
Senior citizen at work, don't bugg me.
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04-19-2003, 03:54 PM #13Registered User
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Re: It took me 3 months to do what MJ did in a year!
Congratulations on your narrow miss! I think IT's holding out for #1500, so look out....Originally posted by Crono1000
No, not sleep with IT, I finally hit my 1000th post!There's one way to find out....
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04-19-2003, 04:28 PM #14Registered User
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I'm having an off day...
WHAT DA HECK YOU MEAN BY DAT MESO????Senior citizen at work, don't bugg me.
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04-21-2003, 10:36 AM #15IDIOT SAVANT
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Re: It took me 3 months to do what MJ did in a year!
Originally posted by Crono1000
No, not sleep with TIT
It took you three months to sleep with Tit?
Damn, it only took me two drinks. (I needed to blurr my vision a bit before I could stand the wench.) How about the rest of you guys, how long did it take you to nail Tit?
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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04-21-2003, 10:41 AM #16FTW
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Re: Re: It took me 3 months to do what MJ did in a year!
Bout 15 min's..........Originally posted by ALBOB
It took you three months to sleep with Tit? Damn, it only took me two drinks. (I needed to blurr my vision a bit before I could stand the wench.) How about the rest of you guys, how long did it take you to nail Tit?
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04-21-2003, 10:44 AM #17IDIOT SAVANT
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They call her Creamy Thighs because they spread so smooth and easy.
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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04-21-2003, 10:45 AM #18FTW
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Originally posted by ALBOB
They call her Creamy Thighs because they spread so smooth and easy.
She is gonna kick your ass.........
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04-21-2003, 10:47 AM #19World's Greatest Lovea
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Well, since Fruity boy decided to mention my name
Albob..After four shots of Vodka , the bitch " TIT" still would not look appealing enough. But hey after I put that brown bag over her head.. She was definitely a FOXY one that night
"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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04-21-2003, 10:55 AM #20IDIOT SAVANT
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MJ, I definitely understand the need for the bag but you didn't answer the original question, how long did it take you to get her to bend over?
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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04-21-2003, 10:56 AM #21FTW
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When I put the bag over here head, ya'll screamed gorilla.......All I wanted you guys to do is let go of her.Originally posted by MJ23
Well, since Fruity boy decided to mention my name
Albob..After four shots of Vodka , the bitch " TIT" still would not look appealing enough. But hey after I put that brown bag over her head.. She was definitely a FOXY one that night
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04-21-2003, 10:58 AM #22IDIOT SAVANT
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Originally posted by Rusty
When I put the bag over here head, ya'll screamed gorilla.......All I wanted you guys to do is let go of her.
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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04-21-2003, 11:01 AM #23World's Greatest Lovea
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Good one Rusty....Originally posted by Rusty
When I put the bag over here head, ya'll screamed gorilla.......All I wanted you guys to do is let go of her.
Albob - I would say 5 minutes, that bag work wonders
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04-21-2003, 11:08 AM #24IDIOT SAVANT
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Yeah, it's kind of like a bell to one of Pavlov's dogs. You just pop on the bag and she spreads 'em wide.Originally posted by MJ23 that bag work wonders
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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04-21-2003, 11:26 AM #25Un~Bulking ELITE MEMBER
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Man, I don't want to be around when Tit hits IM!...................
[SIZE=0.5]six pack of bud light and one of those translucent Walmart bags.[/SIZE]
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04-21-2003, 12:06 PM #26IDIOT SAVANT
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Translucent? Damn, you're a brave man DaMayor.
I used one of those big ole' canvas jobs they transport money in so I could buckel it under her chin. I wasn't taking ANY chances of the thing falling off. 
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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04-21-2003, 12:24 PM #27Un~Bulking ELITE MEMBER
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I just positioned the bag just so that little falling prices smilie face was in front of hers.....kinda set the "if it feels good, do it" mood. It was like having sex with (a female) Jot.
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04-21-2003, 12:26 PM #28World's Greatest Lovea
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Originally posted by ALBOB
Translucent? Damn, you're a brave man DaMayor. I used one of those big ole' canvas jobs they transport money in so I could buckel it under her chin. I wasn't taking ANY chances of the thing falling off.
.. U are definitely much classier albob.. I used one of the Hefty Trash bags, it was a definitely a twist on though
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04-21-2003, 12:27 PM #29FTW
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Hell, you guys are trying to keep the bag on, And I'm trying to get you to take the bag off, and let go of her arms and legs........
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04-21-2003, 12:28 PM #30Un~Bulking ELITE MEMBER
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What the hell was Jot anyway?
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