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    480 lb inmate to state: "I'm too Fat to die"

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    Quote Originally Posted by KelJu View Post
    I dig their music. Mariachi is good, and flamenco is the shit, although flamenco is all over the place. I use to hate Mexicans until I left my hillbilly land, and was able to form my own opinions.

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    Dude on the video is awesome btw. The one about the lunch box was epic, yall sheeps should listen closely
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    Quote Originally Posted by KelJu View Post
    I dig their music. Mariachi is good, and flamenco is the shit, although flamenco is all over the place. I use to hate Mexicans until I left my hillbilly land, and was able to form my own opinions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HialeahChico305 View Post
    Dude on the video is awesome btw. The one about the lunch box was epic, yall sheeps should listen closely
    Yeah, bob is worth subscribing to.

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    WHATS NEXT......My New Hero.....I wonder if his blood pressure is as High as mine....I think so...

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    Lmao

    1) that guy is on the right amount of tren

    2) bariatric stretchers can hold well over 480.

    3) even fat people are easy to start IVs on. Look at the bottom of your wrist. Those work. I've started IVs in people's palms a million times. I'd find an IV on the fat fuck
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    he has a lot of good things to say but i bet the way he delivers it gives him hemorrhoids.

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    If I remember hearing correctly on the radio that POS killed the woman for $100. there is nothing cruel and unusual about getting shot point blank in the head with a 12 gauge
    Conservatism is the default ideology for lazy non-critical thinkers

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    Quote Originally Posted by LAM View Post
    If I remember hearing correctly on the radio that POS killed the woman for $100. there is nothing cruel and unusual about getting shot point blank in the head with a 12 gauge

    well it'd certainly be unusual

    how the fuck did he get that fat in prison anyways?

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    hahahahaha thanks for the laugh

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    that silent pause at the end is classic
    "Stop what you're doing, cuz I'm about to ruin, the image and the sound you're used to. Look here, I love that Humpty song. Stop cramping my style, man." SI

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    we need to hire some nazis for our prison cafeterias. we'd save alot of money if our prisoners looks like survivors from auschwitz

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    Quote Originally Posted by heckler7 View Post
    we need to hire some nazis for our prison cafeterias. we'd save alot of money if our prisoners looks like survivors from auschwitz
    the CIA scooped them all up after WWII ended...
    Conservatism is the default ideology for lazy non-critical thinkers

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    I have a suggestion about what to do with a guy to fat to execute. STOP FEEDING HIM! Put him in isolation, and feed him normally. He will get to a slim and trim 350 just in time to meet the hangman.
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    awesome

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    5$ says hes on his first cycle of tren and cant hang. but seriously he is funny as shit. nice post repped

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    Ohio governor spares condemned obese killer | US National Headlines | Comcast

    Ohio governor spares condemned obese killer

    COLUMBUS, Ohio ? The governor on Monday sidestepped a decision about whether a condemned inmate was too fat to be humanely executed by sparing the prisoner on the grounds that he had poor legal representation.

    Gov. John Kasich's decision to grant clemency to Ronald Post mirrored the recommendation of mercy by the state parole board, which said it didn't doubt Post's guilt but said there were too many problems with how he was represented 30 years ago.
    Post, who weighs 450 pounds, never raised the issue of his size with the board. And Kasich, who commuted Post's sentence to life with no chance of parole, didn't mention Post's obesity claim in his statement. Kasich spokesman Rob Nichols said the governor didn't consider Post's obesity claim.

    The governor said all criminal defendants, regardless of the heinousness of the crimes, deserve an adequate defense.
    "This decision should not be viewed by anyone as diminishing this awful crime or the pain it has caused," Kasich said.
    Post's attorneys applauded the decision.

    The parole board and Kasich "rightly recognized that, in cases in which the state seeks to execute one of its citizens, our justice system simply must work better than it did in Mr. Post's case," said public defenders Joe Wilhelm and Rachel Troutman.
    In its Friday decision, the parole board rejected arguments made by Post's attorneys that he deserves mercy because of lingering doubts about his "legal and moral guilt" in a woman's death, but it said it couldn't ignore perceived missteps by his lawyers.

    Post was scheduled to die Jan. 16 for killing Elyria motel clerk Helen Vantz in a 1983 robbery.

    "Post took Vantz's life, devastating the lives of her loved ones in the process," the board said in its 5-3 decision. But it said a majority of its members agreed his sentence should be commuted to life in prison without chance of parole because of omissions, missed opportunities and questionable decisions made by his previous attorneys and because that legal representation didn't meet expectations for a death penalty case.

    Dissenting parole board members said it was clear Post killed Vantz and that questionable moves by his attorneys don't outweigh the circumstances of the case.

    Separately, Post had argued in federal court that executing him would amount to cruel and unusual punishment. His attorneys said he would suffer "a torturous and lingering death" as executioners tried to find a vein or use a backup method where lethal drugs are injected directly into muscle.

    Vantz's sons, William and Michael, have said they believe in Post's guilt. William Vantz characterized Post's obesity claim as "another way for a coward to try and get out of what debt he owes to society."
    The long-held presumption that Post confessed to the murder to several people has been falsely exaggerated, Post's attorneys have argued. Post admitted involvement in the crime as the getaway driver to a police informant but didn't admit to the killing.

    "Sure ain't no murderer," Post told that informant, according to Post's clemency filing.

    Post's attorneys argued that prosecutors misrepresented to the judge that Post had confessed to sole involvement in Vantz's death.
    "The death penalty should be reserved for cases where proof of guilt is reliable and the legal system produced a just result," the defense had said. "Neither criteria is met in this case."

    Lorain County prosecutor Dennis Will had pointed to the written no contest plea, in which Post acknowledged responsibility, as "a compelling reason" to reject clemency. A message was left seeking comment Monday.
    Ohio's next execution is March 6, when Frederick Treesh of Lake County is scheduled to die for the 1994 shooting death of an adult bookstore security guard during a robbery.

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    OK the fat slob got his way. Now put him on a 2000 calorie per diet and assign him to the chain gang. Maybe when he slims down they can rethink the commutation. Or he will have a heart attack and problem will be solved.
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