Foggy Doggy

Men are like ........ Laxatives ......They irritate the shit out of you.

Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like ........ Vacations ...... They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like ........ Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change
them.

Men are like ........ Blenders ...... You need One, but you're not
quite sure why.

Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, & they
usually head right for your hips.

Men are like ........ Coffee ...... The best ones are rich, warm, & can
keep you up all night long.

Men are like ........ Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they
say.

Men are like ........ Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always ½ off.

Men are like ........ Government Bonds ...... They take sooooooo long to mature.

Men are like ........ Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign
of emotion.

Men are like ........ Popcorn ...... They satisfy you, but only for a
little while.

Men are like ........ Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're
coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very
bright.

Men are like ........ Parking Spots ...... All the good ones are taken,
the rest are handicapped.

buff_tat2d_chic

This is pretty fuqing good!! Pretty much hits the nail on the head!

Foggy you a girl or a guy????

~health and fitness are a lifestyle~

Foggy Doggy

A gay guy...so I guess I can see this from a couple of different sides My fav is the last one

mmafiter

Funny.....but now you realize I must retaliate?

mmafiter

Gay men are Like...

...the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

...Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.

...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

...parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

...fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

...political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

...refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

...country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.

mmafiter

Q : Why are women like fish?

A : Women are like fish because ...

... a little butter and a light cream sauce...Mwahh!! (kisses fingers chef style).

... their lips move all the time, yet nothing of note ever comes out.

... they're both way to much effort to bone.

... they respond the same way when you dangle shiny stuff in front of them, with the same results.

... they're just as smart, and just as plentiful.

irontime

errr.............. Mma, do you realize that you just went off on how you want a gay man but you can never find the right one?

If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
- Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)

irontime

You're talking from experience aren't you?

If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
- Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)

buff_tat2d_chic

I must admit...those ARE good!!

~health and fitness are a lifestyle~

Rusty

IT, maybe you didn't understand his post. He was trying to come out of the closet.........

~RUSTY~

irontime

No I think he's already been out of the closet and has some experience. Listen to the poor soul as he explains how he let all those men talk him into bed.

If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
- Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)

Rusty

~RUSTY~

david

mmafiter

No, jackass!!! I couldn't find any jokes like this about gay men, so I had to use women's jokes.

I was trying to defend men, but apparently my gender is too stupid to realize when they are being helped.

"Men are like ........ Laxatives ......They irritate the shit out of you."

I'm starting to think this guy was right in your case.

DaMayor

Only you would pick the one making reference to laxatives and/or shit

buff_tat2d_chic

Men!

~health and fitness are a lifestyle~

Rusty

~RUSTY~

MJ23

I know, running from one guy to the next..... GAY Men are never sensitive to your feelings are they MMA.....???

"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."

DaMayor

Um, MJ, does this mean you're outted?

Rusty

Next thing ya know, he'll be trying to wear W8's strap on........

~RUSTY~

irontime

You were trying to defend men against men?
What man broke your heart and drove you to be so full of hatred?

If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
- Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)

CRASHMAN

230_225_220_215_210_205_200_195_190_185_180
|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|---|----|
<- that way about 20 more pounds!

david

-a-roni

buff_tat2d_chic

I think mma and IT scared Foggy away!!

~health and fitness are a lifestyle~

Foggy Doggy

This one is the best

Foggy Doggy

Naaaaahhh, I'm just not around here too much