Crono1000

Oh it's just not he same without him!!!

kuso

Who`s irontime

buff_tat2d_chic

Shame on you Kuso!!

~health and fitness are a lifestyle~

Pounds lost as of 6/06/09: 4

Crono1000

hmm, right, u might not recognize him by face, but if I find a picture of his ass I'm sure you're more familiar with it.

Seems like you would have screamed out his name enough to remember it though

kuso

Actually, though I`d tried to block the incident out, its coming back to me now I remember knocking on your front door...hearing some grunting, and being the curious dude I am, decided to investigate if your mother was having some with her little plastic toys again

Shocked I was to take a peek through the door only to see IT`s ass in the air, and you forcing his pain striken face on the floor while mounting him Unfortunately I did cop an eye full, and involunterily may have screamed his name out in shock and discust.

Let it be known....you two make me sick

Crono1000

he had something lodged in his throat! What was I gonna do, let him die?!?!

besides, the scream was from the sight of my humongous unit. Unfortunately for you the pitch from the scream was the same as the irontime mating call. As I remember it, he immediately came running after you with his schlong in the air, and I don't remember you running away.

kuso

Not quite the same way I remember it, though you are correct...I was so shocked I couldn`t run....my legs turned to jelly from the revulsion and I couldn`t move.

As for you unit, I cannot tell if it was infact humongous or not...its was after all, buried up to the hilt in IT`s ass. When I let go with my fear sticken involuntery scream, the shock caused his sphincter muscle to clamp down on you.........

I can still remember your screams and the blood squirting as IT jumped to his feet in embarrassment, not realising he had you in a vise like grip, and literally tearing you in two...........the sight and sound of it all finally snapped me back to self defense mode and I turned, placed one hand firmly over my ass, and ran like I`ve never run before.

It appears by your attendence here, that your injuries are getting better?? I heard a rumour that complete castration was the final treatment. My condolences, but you still make me sick

Titanya

Officially proclaimed:

GAYEST THREAD EVER!!!!!!!

Triple Threat

And we haven't even seen the punch line yet (although after having read through the posts so far, I'm not so sure that I want to).

Titanya

nothing good can come of this

kuso

Yep, the life and times of YOUR boyfriend

And the punch line? Well, as I said, I ran so am not sure what happened after

Titanya

don't try to blame it all on him... ya'll gayed it up together!!!

kuso

Hey, none of that shit......I was merely the unfortunate witness to his fetishes........scared me for life it did

Rusty

You two have got to be the sickest fuckers alive.........

~RUSTY~

cornfed

" Joke: So irontime walks into a gay bar..."

So what's the joke?

- "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too."
"...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?"
--- Zakk Wylde ---
---Dimebag Darrel RIP---

Bubbathug

...And he found Cronoboy there. Then they went back to his house which is when Kuso walked in to find the above story.

See it all makes sense now. Except the part about Crono having a huge unit.

I figure I have a 72 hour headstart before anyone notices I am gone.

Crono1000

is this a shocked smilie or the body of a naked dancing chick that needs to trim up down stairs?



btw, just because IT is gone doesn't make me yalls bitch

ALBOB

Well DUH. You're Titanya's bitch, you're our whipping post.

Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

Crono1000

albob please change your avatar. Knowing there's old man behind the sexy girl confuses my pecker. Hey I don't try to interfere with your masterbation so leave mine alone eh?

ALBOB

Hey, you're screwing a "girl" with a bigger schlong than you, don't try to tell me your pecker's not already confused to hell.

Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

CRASHMAN

nicely done

230_225_220_215_210_205_200_195_190_185_180
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<- that way about 20 more pounds!

david