Reply With Quoteit's ok mma, I guess the best thing to do is to let you know what is going to happen. Well see first your partner will kiss you and grope you a little, and may even put the condom on you herself. She may then pull out her strap on, which is your cue to bend over for her. Just letting you know, the spikier ones will hurt more and the big balled ones will keep pounding you raw, but word is you enjoyed it when you weren't a virgin so maybe it'll bring back good memories. Lastly, a big burly man will walk in and then...
(someone pick up where I left off)
Born again Virgin!!!
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04-26-2003, 12:51 PM #1Senior Member
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Born again Virgin!!!
I've decided to become a born again virgin. It's been a couple days since w8lifter's had her way with me; and in that space of time I've come to the conclusion I need to revisit my virginity.
I can only hope she is gentle with me tonight, since as a born again virgin, I don't know what to expect.
*cues Madonna's "Like a Virgin"*
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I'm bored.
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04-26-2003, 01:01 PM #2Peelosopher
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04-26-2003, 03:28 PM #3I'm Dead Sexxxxy!! ELITE MEMBER
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Crono, you seem to know a little to much about strap ons.
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04-26-2003, 03:54 PM #4Registered User
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Didn't you know? CronnoMom has quite a collection!Originally posted by Scotty the Body
Crono, you seem to know a little to much about strap ons.
There's one way to find out....
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04-26-2003, 04:23 PM #5Peelosopher
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04-26-2003, 05:23 PM #6I'm Dead Sexxxxy!! ELITE MEMBER
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04-26-2003, 11:44 PM #7I'm Pritty!
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you just love leaving yourself completely fucking open for people to slam us???? just like you leave yourself wide open for everything else in life.... dammit! you and David have to stop having these midnight encounters!!!Originally posted by Crono1000
it's ok mma, I guess the best thing to do is to let you know what is going to happen. Well see first your partner will kiss you and grope you a little, and may even put the condom on you herself. She may then pull out her strap on, which is your cue to bend over for her. Just letting you know, the spikier ones will hurt more and the big balled ones will keep pounding you raw, but word is you enjoyed it when you weren't a virgin so maybe it'll bring back good memories. Lastly, a big burly man will walk in and then...
(someone pick up where I left off)
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04-27-2003, 12:40 AM #8Tat2d Freak ELITE MEMBER
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Re: Born again Virgin!!!
Originally posted by mmafiter
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I'm bored.
It sounds like it!
~health and fitness are a lifestyle~
Pounds lost as of 6/06/09: 4
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04-27-2003, 07:15 AM #9Registered User
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tit your the best i was thinking the same thing about crono....alwaya leavin the back door open so someone can come by and slam.....in it
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04-27-2003, 07:24 AM #10Senior Member
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Well...that didn't last long!
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04-27-2003, 09:37 AM #11Senior Member
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She was quite gentle.Originally posted by w8lifter
Well...that didn't last long!
Now, I renew my vow of celibacy until the next time!
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His virginity, the deed, or both?Originally posted by w8lifter
Well...that didn't last long!
There's one way to find out....
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04-28-2003, 10:41 AM #13Sweet 'lil Innocent Mod
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Damn, and I was about to say enough w/ the Albob threads until I looked past the title
- "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too."
"...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?"
--- Zakk Wylde ---
---Dimebag Darrel RIP---
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