And that's not just 4-5 extra years of life. That's a lot of extra quality time!
Unfortunately, the same researchers concluded that constant exposure to Rusty's dick pics erases at least 4-5 years from the lives of his unfortunate victims. I think the only solution is to double or triple your daily breast ogling time! (This doesn't apply to Kuso, whose gaze is so firmly locked on target that he is the first human to achieve immortality.)