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04-28-2003, 04:49 PM #1IDIOT SAVANT
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Crono's had enough
After having their 11th child, Crono and Titanya decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So Crono went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in South Carolina), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
Crono said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me. " "Trust me, " said the doctor. So Crono went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Kentucky, Mississippi, Arkansas and West VirginiaRules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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04-28-2003, 05:04 PM #2Peelosopher
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04-29-2003, 07:34 AM #4World's Greatest Lovea
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04-29-2003, 08:39 AM #6IDIOT SAVANT
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OK, somebody explain it to Rusty, he doesn't get it.Originally posted by Rusty
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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04-29-2003, 08:42 AM #7FTW
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Oh, I get it. It's just not that funny.Originally posted by ALBOB
OK, somebody explain it to Rusty, he doesn't get it.
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04-29-2003, 09:04 AM #8IDIOT SAVANT
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Crono just blew his nuts off, what's not funny about that.
Would you rather have him running around making a whole bunch of little Cronos? 
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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04-29-2003, 09:09 AM #9FTW
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Originally posted by ALBOB
Crono just blew his nuts off, what's not funny about that. Would you rather have him running around making a whole bunch of little Cronos?
I thought the joke was about his ability to count without using his fingers. We all know he can't count past one. And my evidence is this............when tit has one orgasim he quits. And she is really not done till she hits bout 20 or so..........But he just can't count that high...........
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04-29-2003, 09:23 AM #10IDIOT SAVANT
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Are you sure he's ever given her ONE? She keeps telling me, "Crono just can't get me there like you can."
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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04-29-2003, 09:31 AM #11FTW
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She keeps telling me............."Oh baby, your so much bigger and better than Cronnoboy or Albob"..............Originally posted by ALBOB
Are you sure he's ever given her ONE? She keeps telling me, "Crono just can't get me there like you can."
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04-29-2003, 09:44 AM #12IDIOT SAVANT
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Hey shithead, who are we picking on here?
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04-29-2003, 09:58 AM #13FTW
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Whom ever gets in the way........he heOriginally posted by ALBOB
Hey shithead, who are we picking on here?
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04-29-2003, 09:59 AM #14Um......get rooted! ELITE MEMBER
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Sounds like you have the same policy as with those you fuckOriginally posted by Rusty
Whom ever gets in the way........he he
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04-29-2003, 10:01 AM #15FTW
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Originally posted by kuso
Sounds like you have the same policy as with those you fuck lol
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04-29-2003, 10:47 AM #16Tat2d Freak ELITE MEMBER
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Re: Crono's had enough
Originally posted by ALBOB
After having their 11th child, Crono and Titanya decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So Crono went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in South Carolina), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
Crono said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me. " "Trust me, " said the doctor. So Crono went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Kentucky, Mississippi, Arkansas and West Virginia
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04-29-2003, 10:51 AM #17FTW
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Re: Re: Crono's had enough
Buff, don't laugh at him. He will start to think he's funny.....Originally posted by buff_tat2d_chick
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04-29-2003, 11:08 AM #18IDIOT SAVANT
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Re: Re: Re: Crono's had enough
Leave her alone. Buff obviously has good taste and appreciates witty humor.Originally posted by Rusty
Buff, don't laugh at him. He will start to think he's funny.....
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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04-29-2003, 11:09 AM #19World's Greatest Lovea
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Hey, I thought it was funny....
But then again I think Rusty looks funny"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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04-29-2003, 11:13 AM #20IDIOT SAVANT
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Correct on BOTH counts.Originally posted by MJ23
Hey, I thought it was funny....
But then again I think Rusty looks funny
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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04-29-2003, 11:27 AM #21FTW
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And just when did you change your name to Dr. spock?Originally posted by ALBOB
Correct on BOTH counts.
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04-29-2003, 06:09 PM #22Peelosopher
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They're everywhere, what have I done!!!Originally posted by ALBOB
Would you rather have him running around making a whole bunch of little Cronos?
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05-07-2003, 08:53 AM #23EAST COAST BRAT ELITE MEMBER
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damn, I missed this!
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08-09-2004, 11:30 AM #24The Original Jackass
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08-09-2004, 11:55 AM #25Cheerfully Offensive
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Originally Posted by irontime
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Uh-Oh.... someone is back at college!!!!
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08-09-2004, 04:55 PM #27happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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You dont read too many posts.. He isnt going back to college. Stop by more david! Originally Posted by david
Uh-Oh.... someone is back at college!!!!
Thats fuckin funny ALBOB!!! LOLP-side Inc.
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08-10-2004, 10:04 AM #28The Original Jackass
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Because it's funny and making fun of Crhomo Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
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08-10-2004, 10:06 AM #29The Original Jackass
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hey buddy Originally Posted by david
Uh-Oh.... someone is back at college!!!!, well I am at the college, but not back at it.
This will tell all......and some extra crap you probably didn't care about
http://ironmagazineforums.com/showthread.php?t=34794If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
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