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Super Hero in Training
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Tip of the spear!
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The Benefits of sex
You've gotta read this. It's hilarious!
Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not? 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! 7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. 8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up. 9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. 10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever. |
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: ME, USA
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Where did you get this...................I definitely agree with most of it...........interesting...............
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Each of us conceals an abyss, though few of us are aware of its existence, and even fewer dare to explore its vastness.
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Super Hero in Training
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed |
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Super Hero in Training
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Tip of the spear!
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this mean you want to conduct some 'scientific' research?
I will gladly be your 'guinea pig'... |
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed |
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Tat2d Freak
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Nah...thats ok. I'll trust you this time. ![]() |
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~health and fitness are a lifestyle~
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Super Hero in Training
Join Date: Mar 2002
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ok..just trying to give you a 'lending' hand.....
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed |
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Super Hero in Training
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Tip of the spear!
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ha ha...I washed....soap-n-water-n-ever'thing!
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed |
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2 Samuel 24:24
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Hmmm have to show the misses that one
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Super Hero in Training
Join Date: Mar 2002
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see...I let DP, GP and all them give the expert nutricional and weight lifting advice. I take care of what I can....
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed |
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2 Samuel 24:24
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Super Hero in Training
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we all have our places....
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed |
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2 Samuel 24:24
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Yeah mine's out the back somewhere
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Super Hero in Training
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed |
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2 Samuel 24:24
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I think you call it the dog house....
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She hasn't found me yet
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Maryland
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Re: The Benefits of sex
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you have to use a new and improved LIE now Laughing so fuqqin' hard my face hurts ************************************* Once a task you first begun, Never finished until it’s done, Be the labor great or small, Do it well or not at all! - Big Mama |
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Tat2d Freak
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Re: Re: The Benefits of sex
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She hasn't found me yet
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Maryland
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Re: Re: Re: The Benefits of sex
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************************************* Once a task you first begun, Never finished until it’s done, Be the labor great or small, Do it well or not at all! - Big Mama |
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On a Perpetual Bulk
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Here.
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Towel....use a TOWEL! Or hell, just do it on the floor!
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it's also good for the immune system. Sex stimulates the release and production of fighters in the immune system because the body is fighting off the germs of the foreign person, and therefore stick around to fight other infections
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Each of us conceals an abyss, though few of us are aware of its existence, and even fewer dare to explore its vastness.
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On a Perpetual Bulk
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Rusty ain't gettin' none! Rusty ain't gettin' none! Wait a minute......neither is DaMayor.... ![]() |
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