Reply With QuoteWhere did you get this...................I definitely agree with most of it...........interesting...............
I have all the symptoms of NOT GETTING ANY............
The Benefits of sex
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- 04-29-2003, 03:55 AM #1Super Hero in Training
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The Benefits of sex
You've gotta read this. It's hilarious!
Be sure to read the warning at the bottom.
Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is
sexually active or not?
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women
make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair
shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and
makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and
tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into
the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with
a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that
causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release
the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
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Originally posted by katie64
I have all the symptoms of NOT GETTING ANY............
That problem can be rectified...........
- 04-29-2003, 10:29 PM #4Super Hero in Training
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I know things...Originally posted by katie64
Where did you get this...................I definitely agree with most of it...........interesting...............
I have all the symptoms of NOT GETTING ANY............
Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
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- 04-29-2003, 10:35 PM #5Tat2d Freak ELITE MEMBER
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Ha ha ha
I got this in an email the other day. Pretty cool. I am not too sure it is all correct, though. 
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- 04-29-2003, 10:56 PM #6Super Hero in Training
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this mean you want to conduct some 'scientific' research?
I will gladly be your 'guinea pig'...Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
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- 04-29-2003, 11:51 PM #7Tat2d Freak ELITE MEMBER
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Originally posted by Burner02
this mean you want to conduct some 'scientific' research?
I will gladly be your 'guinea pig'...
Nah...thats ok. I'll trust you this time. Buff_tat2d_chic
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- 04-29-2003, 11:54 PM #8Super Hero in Training
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ok..just trying to give you a 'lending' hand.....
Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
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- 04-30-2003, 12:02 AM #9Tat2d Freak ELITE MEMBER
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Yea, but I don't know where that hands been!Originally posted by Burner02
ok..just trying to give you a 'lending' hand.....
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- 04-30-2003, 12:08 AM #10Super Hero in Training
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ha ha...I washed....soap-n-water-n-ever'thing!
Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
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- 04-30-2003, 12:10 AM #11Tat2d Freak ELITE MEMBER
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- 04-30-2003, 05:47 AM #122 Samuel 24:24 ELITE MEMBER
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Hmmm have to show the misses that one
Thanks Burner
- 04-30-2003, 05:48 AM #13Super Hero in Training
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see...I let DP, GP and all them give the expert nutricional and weight lifting advice. I take care of what I can....
Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
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- 04-30-2003, 05:50 AM #142 Samuel 24:24 ELITE MEMBER
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- 04-30-2003, 05:51 AM #15Super Hero in Training
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we all have our places....
Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
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- 04-30-2003, 05:53 AM #162 Samuel 24:24 ELITE MEMBER
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Yeah mine's out the back somewhere
- 04-30-2003, 05:55 AM #17Super Hero in Training
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
- Appollo Creed
- 04-30-2003, 05:59 AM #182 Samuel 24:24 ELITE MEMBER
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I think you call it the dog house....
- 04-30-2003, 08:05 AM #19Um......get rooted! ELITE MEMBER
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Do all of these still apply if you are having sex alone?
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- 04-30-2003, 08:07 AM #20Believe, Achieve, Succeed
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Re: The Benefits of sex
Take note ladies....Originally posted by Burner02
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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you have to use a new
and improved LIE now
Laughing so fuqqin' hard my face hurts
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Re: Re: The Benefits of sex
But an aspirin doesn't leave a wet spot to sleep inOriginally posted by DFINEST
Take note ladies....
you have to use a new
and improved LIE now
Laughing so fuqqin' hard my face hurts
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- 04-30-2003, 08:31 AM #22Believe, Achieve, Succeed
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Re: Re: Re: The Benefits of sex
Are you AFRAID of getting WET?Originally posted by buff_tat2d_chick
But an aspirin doesn't leave a wet spot to sleep in
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- 04-30-2003, 01:46 PM #23Tat2d Freak ELITE MEMBER
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Re: Re: Re: Re: The Benefits of sex
Originally posted by DFINEST
Are you AFRAID of getting WET? 
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Towel....use a TOWEL! Or hell, just do it on the floor!
- 04-30-2003, 03:09 PM #25Peelosopher
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it's also good for the immune system. Sex stimulates the release and production of fighters in the immune system because the body is fighting off the germs of the foreign person, and therefore stick around to fight other infections
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Nevermind............I'll take care of it myself,Originally posted by Rusty
That problem can be rectified........... 
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BWHAAAAAHAAAAA......*in his best elementary school vioce*Originally posted by katie64
Nevermind............I'll take care of it myself,
Rusty ain't gettin' none! Rusty ain't gettin' none!
Wait a minute......neither is DaMayor....
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