The Benefits of sex

Burner02 · 04-29-2003, 03:55 AM

You've gotta read this. It's hilarious!
Be sure to read the warning at the bottom.

Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is
sexually active or not?

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women
make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair
shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and
makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and
tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into

the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with
a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that
causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release
the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

katie64 · 04-29-2003, 07:05 AM

Where did you get this...................I definitely agree with most of it...........interesting...............

I have all the symptoms of NOT GETTING ANY............

Rusty · 04-29-2003, 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by katie64
I have all the symptoms of NOT GETTING ANY............

That problem can be rectified...........

Burner02 · 04-29-2003, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by katie64
Where did you get this...................I definitely agree with most of it...........interesting...............

I have all the symptoms of NOT GETTING ANY............

I know things...

buff_tat2d_chic · 04-29-2003, 10:35 PM

Ha ha ha

I got this in an email the other day. Pretty cool. I am not too sure it is all correct, though.

Burner02 · 04-29-2003, 10:56 PM

this mean you want to conduct some 'scientific' research?
I will gladly be your 'guinea pig'...

buff_tat2d_chic · 04-29-2003, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Burner02
this mean you want to conduct some 'scientific' research?
I will gladly be your 'guinea pig'...

Nah...thats ok. I'll trust you this time.

Burner02 · 04-29-2003, 11:54 PM

ok..just trying to give you a 'lending' hand.....

buff_tat2d_chic · 04-30-2003, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Burner02
ok..just trying to give you a 'lending' hand.....

Yea, but I don't know where that hands been!

Burner02 · 04-30-2003, 12:08 AM

ha ha...I washed....soap-n-water-n-ever'thing!

buff_tat2d_chic · 04-30-2003, 12:10 AM

Rissole · 04-30-2003, 05:47 AM

Hmmm have to show the misses that one

Thanks Burner

Burner02 · 04-30-2003, 05:48 AM

see...I let DP, GP and all them give the expert nutricional and weight lifting advice. I take care of what I can....

Rissole · 04-30-2003, 05:50 AM

Burner02 · 04-30-2003, 05:51 AM

we all have our places....

Rissole · 04-30-2003, 05:53 AM

Yeah mine's out the back somewhere

Burner02 · 04-30-2003, 05:55 AM

Rissole · 04-30-2003, 05:59 AM

I think you call it the dog house....

kuso · 04-30-2003, 08:05 AM

Do all of these still apply if you are having sex alone?

DFINEST · 04-30-2003, 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Burner02
......
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
......

Take note ladies....
you have to use a new
and improved LIE now

Laughing so fuqqin' hard my face hurts

*************************************

Once a task you first begun,
Never finished until it’s done,
Be the labor great or small,
Do it well or not at all!
- Big Mama

buff_tat2d_chic · 04-30-2003, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DFINEST
Take note ladies....
you have to use a new
and improved LIE now

Laughing so fuqqin' hard my face hurts

But an aspirin doesn't leave a wet spot to sleep in

DFINEST · 04-30-2003, 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by buff_tat2d_chick
But an aspirin doesn't leave a wet spot to sleep in

Are you AFRAID of getting WET?

*************************************

Once a task you first begun,
Never finished until it’s done,
Be the labor great or small,
Do it well or not at all!
- Big Mama

buff_tat2d_chic · 04-30-2003, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DFINEST
Are you AFRAID of getting WET?

DaMayor · 04-30-2003, 02:13 PM

Towel....use a TOWEL! Or hell, just do it on the floor!

Crono1000 · 04-30-2003, 03:09 PM

it's also good for the immune system. Sex stimulates the release and production of fighters in the immune system because the body is fighting off the germs of the foreign person, and therefore stick around to fight other infections

katie64 · 05-01-2003, 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rusty
That problem can be rectified...........

Nevermind............I'll take care of it myself,

DaMayor · 05-01-2003, 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by katie64
Nevermind............I'll take care of it myself,

BWHAAAAAHAAAAA......*in his best elementary school vioce*
Rusty ain't gettin' none! Rusty ain't gettin' none!

Wait a minute......neither is DaMayor....

04-29-2003, 03:55 AM	#1
Burner02 Super Hero in Training Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tip of the spear! Posts: 28,308	The Benefits of sex You've gotta read this. It's hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not? 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! 7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. 8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up. 9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. 10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
	Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed

04-29-2003, 07:05 AM	#2
katie64 Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ME, USA Posts: 2,295	Where did you get this...................I definitely agree with most of it...........interesting............... I have all the symptoms of NOT GETTING ANY............
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04-29-2003, 10:35 PM	#5
buff_tat2d_chic Tat2d Freak Elite Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Central Texas Posts: 2,176 Photos: 12	Ha ha ha I got this in an email the other day. Pretty cool. I am not too sure it is all correct, though.
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04-29-2003, 10:56 PM	#6
Burner02 Super Hero in Training Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tip of the spear! Posts: 28,308	this mean you want to conduct some 'scientific' research? I will gladly be your 'guinea pig'...
	Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed

04-29-2003, 11:54 PM	#8
Burner02 Super Hero in Training Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tip of the spear! Posts: 28,308	ok..just trying to give you a 'lending' hand.....
	Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed

04-30-2003, 12:08 AM	#10
Burner02 Super Hero in Training Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tip of the spear! Posts: 28,308	ha ha...I washed....soap-n-water-n-ever'thing!
	Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed

04-30-2003, 12:10 AM	#11
buff_tat2d_chic Tat2d Freak Elite Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Central Texas Posts: 2,176 Photos: 12
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04-30-2003, 05:47 AM	#12
Rissole 2 Samuel 24:24 Elite Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: "OZTRAILYA" :D Posts: 8,286 Photos: 36	Hmmm have to show the misses that one Thanks Burner
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04-30-2003, 05:48 AM	#13
Burner02 Super Hero in Training Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tip of the spear! Posts: 28,308	see...I let DP, GP and all them give the expert nutricional and weight lifting advice. I take care of what I can....
	Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed

04-30-2003, 05:50 AM	#14
Rissole 2 Samuel 24:24 Elite Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: "OZTRAILYA" :D Posts: 8,286 Photos: 36
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04-30-2003, 05:51 AM	#15
Burner02 Super Hero in Training Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tip of the spear! Posts: 28,308	we all have our places....
	Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed

04-30-2003, 05:53 AM	#16
Rissole 2 Samuel 24:24 Elite Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: "OZTRAILYA" :D Posts: 8,286 Photos: 36	Yeah mine's out the back somewhere
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04-30-2003, 05:55 AM	#17
Burner02 Super Hero in Training Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tip of the spear! Posts: 28,308
	Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem THERE IS NO TOMORROW! - Appollo Creed

04-30-2003, 05:59 AM	#18
Rissole 2 Samuel 24:24 Elite Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: "OZTRAILYA" :D Posts: 8,286 Photos: 36	I think you call it the dog house....
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04-30-2003, 08:05 AM	#19
kuso Um......get rooted! Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: aka ( o Y o ) Posts: 15,033 Photos: 15	Do all of these still apply if you are having sex alone?

04-30-2003, 02:13 PM	#24
DaMayor On a Perpetual Bulk Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Here. Posts: 5,996	Towel....use a TOWEL! Or hell, just do it on the floor!

04-30-2003, 03:09 PM	#25
Crono1000 Peelosopher Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,667 Photos: 11	it's also good for the immune system. Sex stimulates the release and production of fighters in the immune system because the body is fighting off the germs of the foreign person, and therefore stick around to fight other infections