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- 04-29-2003, 04:53 PM #1Senior Member
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Stressed out and bored.
I've had a rough week. To top it off, I'm bored out of my skull. As my loyal subjects, it your responsibility to entertain me.
Humour me peasants!!
- 04-29-2003, 05:16 PM #2Senior Member
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- 04-29-2003, 05:31 PM #3Senior Member
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Can you see the baby in this picture?
- 04-29-2003, 05:34 PM #4Senior Member
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A potato story
You know that all potatoes have eyes. Well, Mr. and Mrs. Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married and had a little sweet potato whom they called Yam. Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.
When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting halfbaked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed and get a bad name for herself like "Hot Potato" and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.
Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her ! But on the other hand, she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato, either. She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cousins. When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told
Yam to watch out for the Hard Boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And when she went out west, she was to watch out for the Indians so she would not be scalloped.
Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Gold's or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say "Frito Lay".
Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips. But in spite of all they did for her, one day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.
Tom Brokaw !!! Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw
because he is just . . .
A Common Tater.
- 04-29-2003, 05:35 PM #5Senior Member
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That sucks.Originally posted by tidalwaverus
I'm out of work they call me back to work but the office was closed by the time I got the message. So i got up at 5:30 am went to work. But others had called in and they didn't need me. Just for one day, just cause I'm bored. well it nice to make my lunch again.
- 04-29-2003, 05:35 PM #6Registered User
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Re: Stressed out and bored.
Listen, you born again virgin, that's about the third time this week you've been bored out of your skull. What's going on here? I think this calls for desperate measures. Get Kuso to loan you his copy of The Kama Sutra for (Virgin) Dummies, and find something to stimulate your imagination, for God's sake!Originally posted by mmafiter
I've had a rough week. To top it off, I'm bored out of my skull. As my loyal subjects, it your responsibility to entertain me.
Humour me peasants!! There's one way to find out....
- 04-29-2003, 05:39 PM #7Senior Member
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Re: Re: Stressed out and bored.
I'm on vacation for 2 weeks.Originally posted by mesomorphin'
Listen, you born again virgin, that's about the third time this week you've been bored out of your skull. What's going on here? I think this calls for desperate measures. Get Kuso to loan you his copy of The Kama Sutra for (Virgin) Dummies, and find something to stimulate your imagination, for God's sake!
- 04-29-2003, 05:39 PM #8Senior Member
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This is pretty freaking cool!!
The eye!
- 04-29-2003, 05:41 PM #9Senior Member
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Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light?
A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!!
They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY! TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE!
I'm sorry.... What did you ask me?
- 04-29-2003, 05:47 PM #10Senior Member
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- 04-29-2003, 05:59 PM #11Senior Member
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*Pulls out penis; attaches clothes pin; sits back and relaxes.
- 04-29-2003, 06:15 PM #12Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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That's disgusting.............yuck...........
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- 04-29-2003, 06:19 PM #13Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Did you notice this in this pic...............hehehe...............where is my head at tonight..........Originally posted by mmafiter
Can you see the baby in this picture?
Click on the attachment, I fixed it........hahaEach of us conceals an abyss, though few of us are aware of its existence, and even fewer dare to explore its vastness.
- 04-29-2003, 06:21 PM #14Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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And I did see the baby..very cool
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- 04-29-2003, 06:29 PM #15Registered User
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HmmmmOriginally posted by katie64
Did you notice this in this pic...............hehehe...............where is my head at tonight..........
Click on the attachment, I fixed it........haha
What is it,envy or simply wanting????
Senior citizen at work, don't bugg me.
- 04-29-2003, 06:32 PM #16Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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WANTING IT NOW.....................
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Waiting for ya...Originally posted by katie64
WANTING IT NOW.....................
Ya know where to reach me...
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- 04-30-2003, 06:13 AM #18Senior Member
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Originally posted by mmafiter
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light?
A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!!
They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY! TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE!
I'm sorry.... What did you ask me?
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Who would even think of this???? besides mmafiter
- 04-30-2003, 12:36 PM #21World's Greatest Lovea
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Re: Stressed out and bored.
U want entertainment..Originally posted by mmafiter
I've had a rough week. To top it off, I'm bored out of my skull. As my loyal subjects, it your responsibility to entertain me.
Humour me peasants!!
I heard you can get "Cook books" fairly cheap at Ebay..
That ought to be right along your alley
"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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Re: Re: Re: Stressed out and bored.
From sex???Originally posted by mmafiter
I'm on vacation for 2 weeks.
There's one way to find out....
- 05-01-2003, 07:11 AM #23Senior Member
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Stressed out and bored.
Seeing as how my mother in-law and her circus are living in my house for the past week......yes.:bawl:Originally posted by mesomorphin'
From sex???
- 05-01-2003, 07:24 AM #24FTW
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Dude, you have my deepest sympathy.........I'm serious.Originally posted by mmafiter
Seeing as how my mother in-law and her circus are living in my house for the past week......yes.:bawl: 
- 05-01-2003, 12:12 PM #25Senior Member
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Originally posted by Rusty
Dude, you have my deepest sympathy.........I'm serious.
Do I have it too? I'm going fucking crazy! 
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Well, why don't you just give the ol' broad da boot?
- 05-01-2003, 12:58 PM #27World's Greatest Lovea
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Originally posted by DaMayor
Well, why don't you just give the ol' broad da boot? "It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
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